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Waterford Man Not So Sure What The Hell Happened Last Night
HIS FLAT was destroyed, his underwear soiled and all he can remember is leaving Geoff’s shortly after midnight. Ninety eight ... -
Fukushima Residents Go Green For Patricks Day
FINAL preparations are taking place today in Fukushima, Japan, for St. Patrick’s Day, where residents have ‘gone green’ to mark ... -
Ireland Promising Not To Judge Itself For The Next 72 Hours
The entire Nation has agreed to enter into a pact that will see each and every citizen resisting the urge ... -
Marching Band Members Can’t Wait For All That Sweet Ass St. Patricks Day Pussy
MUSICIANS performing with Marching bands in St. Patricks Day parades across the country are this weekend resting themselves in preparation ... -
Dog Has No Clue Where That Ball Went
“I saw him throw it like he always does, but I didn’t see it land” Ben the Chocolate Labrador barked ... -
“Nothing More Important Than Pointing Out We Know Who Beyoncé Is” Insists Nation
The biggest news story of the year so far involves a disgusting display from so-called Irish man Peter O’Riordan, employee ... -
Even Alan Shatter Is Surprised He’s Still Justice Minister
WWN can exclusively reveal that Minister for Justice Alan Shatter is at a loss to explain how exactly it is ... -
Met Eireann: Heavy Showers Of Drunken Wankers Expected For St. Patrick’s Day
MET EIREANN has predicted heavy showers of drunken wankers, with a high risk of out-of-town gobshites, for Saint Patrick’s Day ... -
Mount’joy’ Prison Considering Name Change
Dublin prison will seek to find new name following inmates consistent disappointment upon first arriving. Mountjoy Prison, located in Dublin ... -
David Moyes Confident Of Getting Back To Losing Ways This Weekend
Manchester United boss David Moyes has told the BBC in a revealing interview that he expects his side to get ... -
Bull Calls Out ‘Karate Kid’ To Rematch
THE BULL at the centre of an ongoing family feud in Cork has called on his past opponent to a ... -
Pope’s First Year In Charge Marked With An Absolutely Cracking Mass
A packed St. Peter’s Basilica bore witness this morning to what many have called one of the top 10 Masses ...
