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NUI Maynooth ‘Inundated’ With Male Application Queries Today
A SPOKESPERSON for NUI Maynooth has said the University has been inundated with calls from young men enquiring about applications ... -
Pistorius Vomit Goes For Auction On E-bay
THE REGURGITATED contents of Oscar Pistorius’ stomach has been put on-line for auction on E-bay, it has emerged today. The ... -
Responsible Drinking Campaign ‘Pointless’ This Weekend, Admits Drinkaware
“Might as well change it to Drink away” spokesperson for the consumer information provider, Sandra White told WWN today. These ... -
Horse Has No Idea It Won Race At Cheltenham
WHISKEY TEMPLE silenced critics, he did not know he had. The horse was oblivious to the scores of humans cheering ... -
Stupid Fucking Idiots Easily Offended
THE MOST moronic among us are susceptible to taking offence to almost anything, it has emerged. A study conducted by ... -
Nation To Spend Remainder Of The Week Dreaming About Beating France
Workplace productivity is set to reach a 4-year low as the Nation can’t help but daydream about Ireland’s 6 Nations ... -
Pistorius Judge Orders All Witness Testimonies To Be 140 Characters Or Less
THE SOCIAL MEDIA world rejoiced today after Pistorius Judge Thokozile Masipa ordered all witness statements must be 140 characters or ... -
Irish Man To Spend Entire Day Masturbating To Pornsites In Celebration Of Internets 25th Birthday
NATIONAL UNIVERSITY of Ireland student Kenneth Hackett has pledged to spend the entire day masturbating to various different pornsites in ... -
Man Looking For Love Probably Won’t Find It By Leaving Creepy Messages On Facebook
WICKLOW man Sean D’Arcy has been advised by fellow Facebook users to rethink his strategy when it comes to finding ... -
‘People Walking Around Park Think I’m Well Hard’, Says Topless Young Fella With Gold Chain
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the ... -
Reeling In The Years: Ireland’s Childhood Obesity Epidemic (1924)
Following the establishment of the Irish free state in 1922, vast quantities of buttery mashed potatoes were distributed freely by ... -
JJ Abrams to Assist Malaysian Airline Authorities With ‘Lost’ Flight MH370
DIRECTOR JJ Abrams has agreed to assist Malaysian airline authorities in their search for missing flight MH370. Following days of ...
