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Gangs Of Great White Sharks To Take Advantage Of Ireland’s Weak Social Welfare System
A GOVERNMENT think tank has warned today of gangs of great white shark immigrants coming over to Ireland to leech ... -
African American Family ‘Unharmed’ After Trip To Phoenix Park
AN AFRICAN American couple and their young child were said to be ‘unharmed’ after visiting a children’s playground in Dublin’s ... -
‘Ireland Needs Fianna Fáil More Than Ever’ Martin Says On His Way To Insane Asylum
The political world was shocked yesterday when rumours first emerged of Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin being engaged in a ... -
People Shocked By Russia’s Crimea Actions Told To Read A History Book
Members of the public who have expressed shock and dismay at Russia’s recent encroachment on the border of Ukraine, specifically ... -
Irish Lad With Cheltenham Tip Talking Out Of His Arse
Citing important things such as ‘form’, ‘trainer’, ‘jockey’ and ‘good-to-soft’ Irish lad Danny Scanlan is convinced he has just the ... -
Taoiseach To Look Like Less Of A Prick Standing Next To David Cameron
This afternoon sees the Fine Gael leader in Manchester to open the new Irish World Heritage Centre. In what is ... -
Fyffes And Chiquita Merger Brings End To Violent ‘Banana Wars’
Phallic fruit market to see ease in tensions following announcement of merger. It was the merger the fruit-loving world was ... -
Waitress To Stand By Until Your Mouth Is Full Before Asking If You’re ‘OK’
A DUBLIN city-centre waitress is currently standing by for several of her customers to fill their mouths with food before ... -
PETA Calls For Patrick’s Day Boycott Over Saints History Of Reptile Abuse
THE People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has called for a worldwide ban on St.Patricks day celebrations due ... -
WWN Horoscopes
Welcome to WWN’s weekly look at what the planets have in store for you. Keep up to date with all ... -
Everyone To Eventually End Up Working For Tesco By 2034
A NEW study claimed today that everyone living in the UK and Ireland will eventually end up working for supermarket ... -
Woman Who Had No Idea She Was Pregnant Finds Herself Arguing With 14 year Old ...
IT WAS usually her night for meeting up with the girls and letting her hair down, but for 38-year-old Janet ...
