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Waterford Woman Needs A Lend Of Two Euros For The Bus
MOTHER of none Janet Harris approached yet another stranger today in a city centre car park requesting a “lend of ... -
Irish Lad Oddly Disappointed It Hasn’t All Kicked Off In Ukraine Yet
Roscommon man Niall Carey has expressed a worrying amount of displeasure at the fact that the continuing tensions between Russia ... -
Ant Colony Already Planning Annual Invasion Of Your Kitchen
AN ANT colony situated at the back of your house is planning its annual invasion of your kitchen, it has ... -
‘It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before Roy Keane Snaps’ Hopes Media
Following Ireland’s disappointing loss at home to Serbia yesterday evening the media is hoping it is only a matter of ... -
Dublin Girl Proud Of Herself For Not Judging Black Taxi Driver
Dublin Girl Emer Reilly is reportedly proud of herself following a racist thought-free taxi journey through the city centre late ... -
Bill Clinton Opens Ireland’s First ‘African Only’ Brothel In Dublin
FORMER US President Bill Clinton made history yesterday afternoon by cutting the ribbon to Ireland’s first ‘Ebony Only’ Brothel in ... -
Cinema Popcorn Nearing €1,000 A Barrel
IRISH CINEMAS predicted today that the price of popcorn will climb to €1,000 a barrel before the end of the ... -
Davy Fitz Talks Openly About His Chicken Salad Sandwich
FEASTING HIS sky blue eyes down to the S-Club 7 lunch box resting on his lap, Clare hurling boss Davy ... -
Pub Sees .00034% Drop In Business As Lent Begins
The struggling pub trade has been served yet another blow following news that with the commencement of Lent the Up ... -
Every Fucking Thing May Pose Cancer Risk, Finds Study
EVERY fucking thing may pose a high risk of cancer, according to a controversial new study published that contradicts previous ... -
Moon Drunk
IRISH ASTRONOMERS have warned today that the moon is totally drunk and facing the wrong way around. People are being ... -
Homeless Man Finds Only Known Copy Of Fine Gael’s Five Point Plan In Skip
A DUBLIN native has found the only known copy of Fine Gaels Five Point Plan in a city centre skip ...
