Fred Phelps Reincarnated As A Gay US Marine

International media outlets are reporting that Rev. Fred Phleps Sr., the recently deceased founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, has been reincarnated as a 26-year-old homosexual.

While no media outlets have been able to gain comment from Phelps in his new human form, the now black Muslim is reportedly distraught at the strange turn of events.

Phelps gained notoriety for picketing the funerals of US soldiers, as well decrying the evils of homosexuality finds himself reincarnated as someone he could genuinely contribute something of worth to society.

“The tolerance shown by others around him has really touched Freddy,” shared Danny Klein, Phelps’s boyfriend exclusively told WWN, “touched him in a way that has left him incandescent with rage but he’s working through it.”

Phelps, who shares an apartment with his boyfriend in the centre of San Francisco, is still coming to terms with his new life, identity and lifestyle.

“His blowjobs have lacked enthusiasm, but he’s getting better and dare I say proficient,” Danny added.

Phelps is said to have perfected a stirring rendition of ‘God Bless America’ but has thus far managed to conceal his unabashed obsession with Adele’s masterpiece album ’21’.