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Shopping Centre Flash Mob Beaten To Death By Members Of The Public
TODAY WAS to be their time to shine, but unfortunately for 14 flash mob dancers, today was to be their ... -
80% Of Population Not Entirely Sure What Day It Is
WWN has learned that large portions of the population have spent the day in a state of confusion as to ... -
Exhausted 3-Year-Old Still Looking For Chocolate Eggs
A COUNTY Waterford toddler is being treated for exhaustion in Ardkeen hospital today after spending the last 48 hours searching ... -
Ryan Tubridy Found Dead Inside
IRISH broadcaster Ryan Tubridy was reported to have been found “dead inside” at his home in Dublin, it was announced ... -
Man United Players To Stick A Fiver In A Card For Moyes
MEMBERS of Manchester United’s first team squad have organised a whip-around for David Moyes following this mornings official confirmation that ... -
Oxegen Fans Looking Forward To Ruining Electric Picnic For Everyone This Year
THOUSANDS of Oxegen festival fans were left in turmoil today after promoters announced the event will not go ahead this ... -
Gerry Adams Denies Knowledge Of Disappeared Easter Eggs
SINN FEIN President Gerry Adams was again called upon to divulge any information he may have regarding the disappearance of ... -
Katy Perry’s Line Of ‘Vagina Perfume’ Sells Out In 1 Hour
Pop sensation Katy Perry has become queen of the perfume market following the introduction of a lovely fragrant scent designed ... -
BBQ’s Forecast “Any Fucking Day Now”
A Met Eireann spokesperson suggested that even if the good weather doesn’t continue Irish people will nevertheless attempt to have ... -
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About Your Relationship?
It is possible to tell how happy a couple are together by their sleeping positions, scientists have found. The Head ... -
‘Male’ Order Bride Customer In For Surprise
WWN has learned of a hilarious mix up involving an Irish man and a mail order bride service on the ... -
Dublin Man Who ‘Forgot’ To Buy Drink Yesterday To Spend The Day Bumming Cans
DESPITE the Government spending close to €1 million on their ‘Buy Before Friday’ awareness campaign, as many as 100 people ...
