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Crime In Ireland ‘Done For’ After Gardai Seize Cannabis Worth €120k
HUNDREDS of thousands of men, women and children have taken to the streets today to celebrate an end to Irish ... -
Making The ‘Wanker’ Gesture While Driving Still Perfectly Legal
GARDAÍ have issued an updated set of rules for motorists in an attempt to clear up what actions are legal ... -
God Admits He Kinda Forgot Exactly What It Was He Had Planned For The Human ...
IN YET another embarrassing incident for God Almighty, he has been forced to admit he no longer remembers what exactly ... -
Fianna Fáil Reveal Local Election Body Armour For Candidates
With local and European elections taking place on the 23rd of May this year, political advisers to Fianna Fáil are ... -
Ryan Giggs Set To Manage Newly Created Man Utd Women’s Team
The debut press conference of interim Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs turned up few surprises, but the reestablishment of a ... -
Man Eats Last Dominos Pizza Before New Health Kick For 73rd Time
Breaking news coming into us here at WWN involves one man’s effort to cut down on the amount of delicious ... -
Election Canvassers Vow To Ignore “No Junk Mail” Stickers
Political canvassers for the upcoming Local and European elections have issued a promise to deliver pamphlets and literature through the letterboxes of ... -
Government To Privatise Air With Oxygen Meters To Be Fitted In Every Home By 2018
THE GOVERNMENT announced today it is to privatise the oxygen in the air, forcing every home in the country to ... -
Quinn Owns Heckling Teachers With Stand-Up Routine
Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn responded to hecklers at the ASTI Teachers conference with an impromptu stand-up comedy routine, silencing ... -
Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European ...
Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for ... -
Drivers Announce New ‘Keeping A Look Out For The Guards’ Campaign
An initiative by Irish motorists has been launched today following the latest Garda crackdown on people who use mobile phones ... -
James Reilly Granted Planning Permission For 4th Chin
Under fire Minister for Health James Reilly has been controversially granted permission for what neighbours have called an ‘unnecessary’ and ...
