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Use Of Air Quotes Still The Easiest Way To Spot If Someone’s A Prick
THE EXPERIMENTAL field of prickology has yielded some interesting results thanks to the conclusion of the latest study by the ... -
Dublin Bus Driver Hailed A ‘Hero’ For Breaking 20 Euro Note
A DUBLIN city bus driver was hailed as a hero yesterday for breaking a 20 euro note for a passenger ... -
Max Clifford Looking Forward To Well Deserved Career Break
High profile publicist Max Clifford is said to be eagerly looking forward to a well deserved career break following nearly 40 years ... -
Internet Explorer User Finally Getting Everything He Deserves
FOR YEARS friends and family of Colin Murphy told him that using Internet Explorer was like “riding a donkey in ... -
Obama Increases Sanctions On Russia In Clear Sign He Can Do Little Else
While on a state visit to the Philippines President Of America, Barack Obama hinted at possible future sanctions on Russia ... -
Irish Lad Using Cheap Toilet Paper Rushed To Hospital With Sore Arse
There were panicked scenes this afternoon in the A & E department of St. Vincent’s hospital as 23-year-old Dublin native ... -
Head Of Church During Wide Scale Paedophilia Now A Saint
ROME found itself flooded with people who came to celebrate the canonisation of Pope John Paul II along with Pope ... -
Gilmore’s Stupid Face Becoming Increasingly Unbearable, Claims Labour Party Members
LABOUR party members have called for the leader of their own party, Eamon Gilmore, to resign today, because his stupid ... -
Irish Astronomer Discovers Previously Unknown ‘Rave Nebula’
LOCATED 20 billion million trillion light years away, towards the constellation of Technics, the Rave Nebula was discovered and named ... -
163 People In Ireland Already Killed In Election-Poster Related Accidents
A STAGGERING one hundred and sixty three people across the country have already been killed and another 376 injured in ... -
Chelsea’s Under-12s To Face Liverpool Claims Mourinho
Jose Mourinho delivered some surprising team news to the awaiting media as he arrived at Anfield for Chelsea’s crunch match ... -
Culchies To Continue Pretending They Like the Smell Of Slurry
IN ongoing efforts to differentiate themselves from city dwellers and townsfolk, the Irish League of Culchies are going to continue ...











