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Meat Loaf: An Obituary
AMERICAN singer and actor Meat Loaf died yesterday following a 74 year battle with love. Below an obituary of the ... -
Fears Grow For Man On Dry January As 8pm Closing Time To Be Scrapped
ABSTAINING for exactly three weeks now, local man Karl Rogers fears the government’s announcement on restrictions later this afternoon may ... -
Taoiseach Expected To Announce End Of Restrictions With Double Airhorn Blasts
THE initial draft of the Taoiseach’s address to the nation surrounding the easing of Covid restrictions begins with the words ... -
Government Hoping €1k Pandemic Bonus Shuts Healthcare Workers Up For At Least A Decade
THERE IS considerable expectation within government and the HSE tonight that a one-off tax-free payment of €1,000 should be enough ... -
Is It Possible To Do A Number 2 Without Doing A Number 1? We Investigate
A SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE premise that has plagued the great scientific minds from Curie to Einstein to whoever Elon Musk pays ... -
Larry Mullen Jr Opens Up About 50 Years Of Having Bono’s Arse In His Face
U2 DRUMMER Larry Mullen broke down yesterday in an interview where he outlined just what it has been like to ... -
Now A Really Good Time For Public To Brush Up On How Not To Jeopardise ...
LEGAL experts have suggested that now would be a good time for people to reeducate themselves on all the ways ... -
Local Man Back To Tipping Fuck All After Period Of Festive Generosity
AFTER a rough few weeks where he felt duty-bound to tip service staff and fast-food delivery drivers a decent amount, ... -
Government Warned Not To Leave Restrictions Announcements To Last Minute, Some Of Us Have Sessions ...
DRINKERS around the country are hoping that the Taoiseach’s planned announcement on the easing of restrictions tomorrow takes place early ... -
Hong Kong To Cull Hamsters Following Pro-Democracy Protest
RESPONDING to the widespread outrage at the news that thousands of hamsters are to be culled due to a Covid-19 ... -
“I’ve Never Heard Of Him, But This Is Going To Make Me A Fortune,” Say ...
TWO of the world’s foremost experts in dressing up as ‘the loud obnoxious old women’ stereotype have come together for ... -
Average Human Loses 5 Years Of Their Life Scribbling To Get Pens To Work
THERE have been widespread calls for an immediate rethinking of our relationship with dodgy pens which refuse to produce ink, ...
