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Man Will Set Up Squarespace Website If It Means Ad Will Stop Following Him Around ...
HAUNTED by the spectre of an advert for website building and hosting company Squarespace stalking his every internet move, from ... -
Actor Somehow Lands Lead Role In Play He’s Writing, Directing & Producing
WELL WISHERS were out in force on local actor Damien Doverand’s Instagram page as the actor revealed he had secured ... -
Snow White Granted Seven Restraining Orders By High Court
A GERMAN High Court has granted a woman seven restraining orders against a group of village miners after years of ... -
NASA Admit James Webb Telescope Just A Really Cool Way To Get Screensavers
THE most powerful telescope ever created by mankind has reached its final destination some 1 million miles away from Earth, ... -
“Don’t Worry, We’re Only Practicing To Bomb Shannon Airport In The Event Of A War”
RUSSIA’S Ambassador to Ireland Yury Filatov has played down concerns over their military exercises off the coast of Ireland, stating ... -
Lynx & Prozac Team Up To Release New Antidepressant Deodorant
WITH the ever-increasing diagnosis of young men with anxiety and depression, two of the world’s leading brands have got together ... -
Man Will Miss Annoyingly Chatty Checkout Worker When She’s Replaced By Self-Service Till
DESPITE being hit with a wave of anxiety every time he realises retail assistant Orna Collins will be the one ... -
One Twin Went Vegan, The Other Ate Meat. This Is What Happened.
IDENTICAL twins Peadar and Jimpie Lacey from county Offaly took part in a scientific study to finally settle whether a ... -
Local Man Hoping There’s One More Variant Left In This Thing
FOLLOWING the easing of basically all the covid restrictions that were preventing him from returning to his workplace, 33-year-old Fran ... -
Shit, Does This Mean Local Man Will Have To Take The Missus Out For Valentine’s ...
LOCAL MAN Stephen Barnes has demanded the government rethink its hastened reopening of the economy and dropping of restrictions which ... -
RTÉ Advised That Not Every Celebrity’s Kid Is Owed A Job
THE national broadcaster’s habit of handing out high-profile gigs to the offspring of the Irish celebrity pool has been criticised ... -
“Sodom & Gomorrah Will Look Like Teddy Bears Picnic Compared To Double March Bank Holiday” ...
AS THE REALITY of a restriction-hampered Ireland, largely locked down and shuttered for the past two years finally being let ...
