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So You Drunkenly Sent Your Ex A Valentine’s Text Last Night; Here’s What Happens Next
THE NIGHTMARE scenario you absolutely knew you’d end up in but somehow were unable to avoid, due to your flair ... -
American Football ‘Too Stoppy-Starty’ For Local Man
THE Super Bowl has given millions of American Football fans around the world the opportunity to kick back and enjoy ... -
Biden Finally Follows Through On Election Promise Of Stealing $3.5bn From Afghan People
US VOTERS across the divide are celebrating after president Joe Biden finally followed through on the very first of his ... -
Calls For Designated ‘Coke Only’ Cubicles To Curb Pub Toilet Queues
BAR AND NIGHTCLUB patrons across the country have called on establishments to allocate new designated cocaine cubicles in a bid ... -
Kanye West Regrets Putting Dublin Hun In Charge Of His Social Media
KANYE WEST has brought clarity to his recent Instagram beef with Billie Eilish, Pete Davison, Kim Kardashian and Kid Cudi ... -
Donegal Lad Thanks Government For 20% Off Cost Of Public Transport
LETTERKENNY local Brian McCallum has issued a heartfelt thanks to the government for their generous, life-changing gift of a 20% ... -
“From Me To Me” Says Putin Opening Valentine’s Gift Of Sovereign Ukrainian Territory
RUSSIAN topless man on horse clearly in the throes of a midlife crisis Vladimir Putin has expressed surprise at Vladimir ... -
“I Was Just Very Tired” Eminem Explains Taking The Knee
APOLOGISING for a misunderstanding as to why he was kneeling during his Super Bowl halftime performance yesterday, hip hop artist ... -
Local Man Can’t Be In Same Room As Tequila Since 2004 Incident
TEQUILAPHOBIA continues to be a issue that affects one in four Irish people according to recent studies, with sufferers such ... -
Irish Whistleblowers Only Audible To Dogs
A STUDY carried about by leading audiologist have made a startlingly discovery when closely monitoring Irish people seeking to make ... -
Sound Like An NFT Expert With These Popular Phrases
IT’S THE sound investment/naked pyramid scheme everyone is talking about with just as many seeking to make their fortune from ... -
Elderly Burglary Victim Explains To Gang That All Her Money Is Tied Up In Crypto
A PREDATORY criminal gang that has been menacing elderly people in rural parts of Waterford has walked away empty-handed from ...











