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“Your Ma’s The Town E-Scooter”: Updating Irish Insults For The Modern Age
A TREASURED part of Irish culture is our ability as a people to eviscerate someone with a verbal barbarity so ... -
Russian Soldiers Wondering If They Can Stop For Chips On Way Home
THE first division of Russian soldiers to pull back from the Ukrainian border have begun to wonder what the snack ... -
Media Told To Stand Down As Russia Draws Back From Ukraine Border
NEWS agencies around the world have been brought back from the brink of war reporting as the volume of Russian ... -
Public Doesn’t Need Secret Recordings To Tell HSE Management Haven’t A Clue: Report
IN THE aftermath of The Business Post obtaining secret recordings of Department of Health officials discussing how they little trust ... -
Uh-Oh! Rising Inflation Not Just Affecting The Poors Anymore
DESPITE the ever-growing expansion of the rich and poor divide not making much of a dent in the middle class ... -
Homeowner Hovering Over Plumber’s Shoulder Like He Has A Fucking Clue
EXCLUSIVE REPORTS coming into WWN have revealed that homeowener Alan Price is currently hovering over the shoulder of tradesman David ... -
“I Won’t Take Money From Drink Or Gambling Brands” Says Pal Of Kinahan Cartel Boss
SPEAKING at the launch of his new energy drink pillar of the boxing world and mental health enthusiast Tyson Fury ... -
Here’s The Crown The Queen Has To Melt Down To Pay Andrew’s £12mn Hush Payment
THE QUEEN is reportedly devastated at having to melt down one of her ornate and bejeweled crowns to pay for ... -
Fianna Fáil To Formally Adopt 12-Year-Old USC Charge
FOLLOWING twelve years of fostering the USC charge after his party predecessors went into labour with it in 2010, leader ... -
Nigerian Prince Just In Awe Of Catriona Carey
AWESTRUCK by the alleged audacity it takes to exploit vulnerable people drowning in debt and trying to save their homes ... -
Ukraine Invades Russia In Unprecedented Move
SENIOR Russian military aides issued a collective ‘holy shit’ this morning, after several thousand Ukrainian ground troops suddenly charged over ... -
It’s Not Violent Video Games, Movies Or Music; Your Kid Is Just A Little Bollocks
PARENTS are being informed that the current spate of ‘happy slap’ style attacks being shared on TikTok have nothing to ...
