Homeowner Hovering Over Plumber’s Shoulder Like He Has A Fucking Clue

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EXCLUSIVE REPORTS coming into WWN have revealed that homeowener Alan Price is currently hovering over the shoulder of tradesman David Gleeson despite having not a notion as to any aspect of plumbing or a single tenet of basic DIY.

Now stroking his chin and nodding along to any bit of rudimentary work done by the plumber attending to the underneath of the sink, it is believed Price will soon change from his bird’s eye view of proceedings to crouch next to plumber Gleeson and air some barely decipherable terminology.

“Would it be the valve? I said to the missus it probably wasn’t valving correctly,” observed Price as his breath pushed onto the back of the neck of Gleeson, who would of gouged even more on the price if knew he’d have to put up with this.

“I can dig out my spare tools from the shed if you haven’t got the right kit for the… I want to say pressure gauge levitation issue?” ventured Price, who had no idea why he felt so compelled to embarrass himself like this.

Ignoring intermittent notifications pinging from the nearby PC he should never have left as he’s supposed to be working, Price made the decision to just continue hovering over Gleeson despite the plumber now outright ignoring his commentary.

“Need a hand, just say the word… boss,” Price offered, now dying inside.

In response to Price’s behaviour the Irish Plumbers Association reissued guidance on protocol stating ‘the preference is for clients to cower in the box room in red hot fear of being ripped off, only coming out to meekly offer to make a cup of tea before fecking off out of sight again, thank you’.

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