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Local Woman Kindly Donates All Her Old Shite To Ukraine
INCREDIBLY charitable Waterford woman Sheila McCarthy has asked for ‘no praise’ following her generous donation of an entire wardrobe clear-out ... -
Unrelenting Inhumanity, Horror & Evil Of War Boring Local Man At This Stage
WHILE completely acknowledging the ‘nuclear grade dickheaded nature’ of what is about to come out of his mouth, local man ... -
China Asked Not To Do A Mussolini
CHINA is being asked to take bolstering a madman with ‘one true race’ ideation off the menu and refrain from ... -
Your Paddy’s Day Survival Guide
AHEAD OF THE big day here’s a reminder of all the handy tips you’ll need to help you survive the ... -
Local Hero Vows To Never Drink A Black Russian Ever Again
A Waterford man has vowed to never drink a Black Russian cocktail for however long it takes for Russian dictator ... -
‘Peel Here’ Sign On Packet Of Ham Just A Blatant Fucking Lie
SLICED HAM manufacturers have been put on final notice for their packaging claims with a failure to address concerns seeing ... -
“Nice To Meet You Hungry – I’m Dad” Comedic Genius Father Totally Owns Child
A LOCAL dad with zero history in stand-up comedy has totally owned his 6-year-old son after the child left himself ... -
Local Man In Leprechaun Suit Beginning To Regret Arts Degree
“UPON REFLECTION,” muffled arts degree holder Ronan Flannon through his top heavy leprechaun outfit he has been wearing for the ... -
“Hey Siri, What’s Chinese For ‘I’ve Fucked Up & Need Bailing Out?'”
FRESH from continuing to donate Russian military tanks and trucks to Ukrainian farmers, Vladimir Putin has sought the help of ... -
Hundreds Of Refugees Flee Dublin Ahead Of St. Patrick’s Day Weekend
FEARS are growing that a humanitarian crisis may be about to break out in Balbriggan and Bray, as hundreds of ... -
Missing Irish Singer Songwriter Found Up His Own Hole
A LOCAL singer songwriter who has been missing since 2019 has been found safely up his own hole, WWN can ... -
Varadkar Giddy With Thoughts Of Conscripting Welfare Recipients Into Army
TAOISEACH Micheál Martin is to open a discussion in the Dáil on the subject of Irish neutrality in the near ...
