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Putin’s ‘De-Nazification’ Of Ukraine Looking A Bit Nazi
RED-FACED Red Square officials are kicking themselves after their so-called ‘de-nazification’ of Ukraine accidentally spiraled into pre-planned war crimes and ... -
Pretending You Love Your Friend’s Disaster Of A Haircut, A Guide
YOU WILL never know when a friend, trying to stave off a major meltdown or personal crisis will channel all ... -
“Yes You Can Have Citizens Assembly On Neutrality” Taoiseach Tells Nation That Asked For One ...
AFTER YEARS of steadfast campaigning by charities, advocates, former drug users and experts, the government recently delayed the citizens assembly ... -
Court Advises Ed Sheeran To Admit He Stole Songs If He Wants To ‘Clear His ...
A LONDON High Court has suggested that singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran should simply admit he didn’t write the song Shape of ... -
World Asks War Shy America If It’s Feeling Okay
TESTING its forehead for signs of a temperature, the world stood back in awe of America’s newfound disinterest in direct ... -
“What An Amazing Speech But No, We Won’t Be Doing Any Of That” UK Parliament ...
LABELING his address of the House of Commons as ‘historic’ an inordinate number of times, a misty eyed Tory government ... -
Donate To Repair The Russian Embassy Gates
BY NOW everyone will be aware of the tragedy that unfolded at the entrance to the Russian Embassy in Dublin ... -
Omni Consumer Products Cuts Business Ties With Russia
OMNI CONSUMER PRODUCTS is the latest business and brand to pull its activity from Russia in protest at Vladimir Putin’s ... -
Wheat Eating, Man Utd Supporting Petrol Head Having Worst Week On Record
A SYDNEY based wheat-eating, Man Utd-supporting petrol head is having what experts have suggested is possibly the worst week on ... -
Man Evolves To Point Of Letting International Women’s Day Pass Without Sarcastic Comment
AN ACCELERATED evolution within the brain of one Irish man has perplexed scientists who insist his refusal to pass sarcastic ... -
Scottish Gardeners Rescuing Irish Student In Ukraine Secure Free Pints For Life
HEROES on a daredevil mission which involved being shot at by Russian soldiers have secured exclusivity on all ‘put your ... -
UK Based Oligarchs Still Outnumber UK Based Ukrainian Refugees
DESPITE claiming to have welcomed Ukrainian refugees with open arms, Boris Johnson’s Tory government has thus far failed to lift ...
