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Here’s The Only Ways Sinn Féin Could Lose The Next Election
A COMMANDING lead in successive polls, Sinn Féin remains the party with the largest support and look on course to ... -
‘He’s Definitely A Little Shit’: Judging Kids Exiting School While You Wait For Your Perfect ...
JUDGING children leaving school is a great way of passing the time while you wait for your own precious little ... -
“Ah, You Get Used To It After A While” Recovering Abramovich Says Of Poisoning
THE VICTIM of an apparent poisoning as he attended a meeting aimed at ending the Russian war in Ukraine, Roman ... -
NPHET To Be Replaced With Team Of Nation’s Most Vocal Dads
THE government are on the hunt for the nation’s foremost graphmen, reply guys, zero-follower Twitter accounts and Journal.ie commentators to ... -
Varadkar Wondering What That Sound Of Knives Being Sharpened Is
CURRENT Fine Gael leader Leo Varadkar has stated that he doesn’t like this new media trend of describing him as ... -
House Price Inflation Rises To ‘Wait Until The Next Crash To Buy Something’ Phase
HOUSE PRICES across Ireland have reportedly risen to a phase previously reached in late 2007, known as the ‘wait until ... -
Americans Shocked By President Who Speaks Off The Cuff With No Thought For Repercussions
“HOW FAR we’ve fallen, embarrassed on the world stage,” shared shell-shocked Americans still trying to come to terms with having ... -
Sorry Ukraine But Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock So We’re A Little Distracted Today
APOLOGIES have been extended to Ukrainian civilians currently on the receiving end of the most heinous and inhumane war crimes, ... -
People From ‘Distracted Boyfriend Meme’ Now In Polyamorous Truple
THE WORLD knows them as the stock models who gained internet fame through the ‘distracted boyfriend’ meme, but Carla Torres, ... -
Everything We Know About Bridgerton Season 2
HITTING THE streaming platform today, Netflix’s smash hit Bridgerton is back for season 2 and WWN Pop Culture has all ... -
Bomb Scare At Peace Event Very On Brand For Scumbags Living In Past
ROBBING A VAN at gunpoint, placing a suspected explosive device in it and forcing the evacuation of a peace-building event ... -
‘Mam’, ‘Mum’ Or ‘Mom’? Here’s This Same Fucking Question Again To Fill Up Time
MOTHER’S Day has rolled around again, so what better time to throw out the question about what Irish people should ...











