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“We’d Absolutely Murder A Fucking Steak Right Now”
GREYSTONES natives David and Stephen Flynn, aka The Happy Pear, chat to WWN about their 14 years on a vegan ... -
Nation Pleads With Eamon Ryan To Just Shut Up For Five Minutes, Jesus
GREEN Party leader Eamon Ryan has continued to point out simple ways that families can reduce their energy bills and ... -
Police Issue Warrant For Nick Cotton Arrest
ALBERT Square is in mourning today following the death of long-time resident Dorothy ‘Dot’ Cotton at the age of 95, ... -
Woman Carefully Separating Plastics Has No Idea It’ll All Just Be Burned In China In ...
HER FACE awash with an enlivening pride and her mind a rush of do-gooder endorphins, local woman Vicky Clannon can’t ... -
What Would Ireland Look Like Without RTÉ? We Investigate
MONEY LOSSES and growing public discord over the salaries of big earners, RTÉ could be a thing of the past ... -
Local Man Okay With Shooting After Hearing Victim Was ‘Known To GardaÃ’
THE addition of the phrase ‘the victim was known to gardaÃ’ at the end of an horrific news report surrounding ... -
Local Man Going To Leave It ‘Til Last Minute To Switch From Ulster Bank
DESPITE being described as a logistical nightmare and a task Irish banks are 100% not up to, local man David ... -
How To Create Your Own Irish Health Service Headline
HAVE you grown tired of waiting for the evening’s news round up to find out what unfathomable dysfunction is eating ... -
Dolores Cahill Busts Out Of Workshed After Converting Old Van Into Tank Using Welder
ACCUSED of a crime she says she didn’t commit, former UCD professor Dolores Cahill has escaped to the Tullamore underground ... -
Census Time Capsule Seems To Think Humanity Will Still Be A Thing In 100 Years
MUCH has been made about the time capsule section of the 2022 census, a new addition by the Central Statistics ... -
Man Fighting Overwhelming Urge To Draw Great Big Willy In ‘Message For Future Generations’ Space
ONE LOCAL census filler outer is suppressing all juvenile urges while contemplating his official form, especially when it comes to ... -
Cost Of Energy Rising Sharply Due To Ukraine, Covid, Brexit, Suez Canal, Climate Change, Underwhelming ...
PEOPLE complaining about the soaring costs of gas and electricity have been described as ‘selfish’, as the hikes are down ...
