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Day Out In Bray Ruined By Day Out In Bray
PEOPLE complaining about the chaos that marred the annual Bray Air Show ‘should have known better’ than to expect a ... -
Jan 6th Hearings Latest: Trump Cried In Bedroom For Hours, Demanded Crown
FRESH evidence submitted to the January 6th committee has heard of another 3 or 4 hundreds treasonous acts committed by ... -
Sweet! Now Give Us Our Bailout Money Back, AIB Told
THE nation has been described as ‘flabbergasted’ after their public outcry over AIB’s decision to go cashless actually caused the ... -
Good News: ECB Interest Rate Should Halt Inflation, Trigger Recession
THE European Central Bank has intervened to raise interest rates to 0.5% in a bid to halt inflation which is ... -
Pull Out Method To Be Made Free To Men Aged 17-25
THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed that in line with its decision to make contraception free to 17-25 year olds, Irish men ... -
Sinn Féin Hold €8.95-A-Plate Fundraiser At Burger King
SINN Féin’s decision to hold a fundraising dinner in the carpark of a Dublin Burger King has been met with ... -
Let That Be A Lesson To You All About Joining Religious Terror Organisations That Aren’t ...
ANYONE thinking about taking up the gun in the name of religion other than Catholicism or Protestantism should look to ... -
Carpenter Refuses To Work With Wood Anymore, And More Of This Week’s AIB-Style Decisions
BUSINESSES and tradespeople across the country are reassessing the services they provide in the wake of AIB’s decision to implement ... -
Affleck-Lopez Marriage Inspires Woman To Get Back With Trainwreck Of An Ex
INSPIRED by the re-romancing journey of Hollywood sweethearts Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, local woman Grainne Pautlin is now back ... -
Like It Fucking Matters
THE race to become the next Prime Minister of Great Britain has been narrowed down to either Rishi Sunak or ... -
Smiling At Old People So They Don’t Think You’re About To Rob Them, A Guide
PUNY OLD people walking along the street always look scared and vulnerable, glancing up with their pathetic faces, attempting to ... -
Shit Driver Buys Biggest Car Possible
DESPITE barely scraping through his driving test on his fourth attempt, south Dublin man Kieran Mahon-Wince has defended his decision ...











