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On A HSE Waiting List For Surgery? Here’s Some Home Surgery Hacks
WAITING LISTS remain a huge issue in the health service and those awaiting surgery of the minor/major variety face serious ... -
ISS Pelted By Rocks During Dublin Fly By
CREW members of the International Space Station have been advised to ‘keep the windows up and not hang around’ when ... -
Human Carbon Tax Metres Will Check Individual Arse Emissions
CARBON emission metres installed in a person’s backside are set to get the go ahead next year to help monitor ... -
Live: Budget 2022 Updates
IT’S here; the most exciting day of the year. Like Easter, Christmas, magic mushroom season and the Late Late Toy ... -
UK Government Continue To Complain About Taste Of Shit Sandwich They Said Would Be Best ...
BREXIT MINISTER David Frost has insisted the EU change all the ingredients to the shit sandwich prepared, toasted and partially ... -
87-Year-Old Student Finally Paid SUSI Grant 62 Years After Graduating
THE LONG DRAWN out nature with which SUSI grant payments are delivered can cause endless worry and financial pressure for ... -
Dog That Regularly Eats Poo Refuses Dearest Grain-Free Food On Market
A WATERFORD couple has released details of the dietary intake of their new puppy, noting that the little dog is ... -
Saudi Owners Give Steve Bruce 6 Games To Save His Head
DESPITE ongoing rumours, Steve Bruce has been given assurances by Newcastle’s new owners that he will be given six games ... -
Investigating Ireland’s Fear & Mistrust Of Northern Reg Cars
THE REPUBLIC of Ireland is known as being the land of a ‘thousand welcomes’, but it seems that this jovial ... -
Royal Mint Unveils Commemorative Prince Andrew Evading Sexual Abuse Charges Coin
TO commemorate the UK Metropolitan Police ending its investigation into the alleged sexual assault of Virginia Giuffre by British Royal ... -
Full State Funeral To Be Given To Ireland’s 12.5% Corporation Tax Rate
THE slow, painful and undignified death of Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has occurred with the Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirming ... -
“I Fucking Told You All!” States Jamie Spears As Britney Opens Portal To Evil Dimension
THERE was complete radio silence from the hashtag Free Britney crowd this week as the newly-emancipated singer completed the incantation ...
