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Sure, God Love Him
FACEBOOK founder Mark Zuckerberg announced yesterday that the company is to change its parent company name to ‘Meta’ as part ... -
Tipping ‘Very American’ States Cheap Bastard
ALTHOUGH the government has announced incoming legislation to protect the tips and gratuities that many service industry workers rely on, ... -
Hot Air Generated By Leaders At COP26 Climate Summit To Be Used To Heat Homes
CITING research which suggests there will be record levels of hot air generated at the COP26 climate conference in Glasgow ... -
Protest Consists Of Same Bunch Of Head The Balls Again
AN anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-lockdown, anti-abortion, anti-lefty bullshit protest group has gathered in Dublin today, around about the same time they ... -
Vicious Circle: Parents Could Make Fortune Renting Out Rooms If Their Adult Kids Could Afford ...
A DUBLIN couple could be earning up to 1,600 euro per month by renting out their son’s room, if only ... -
Local Man Not Sure If He Liked Dune But Doesn’t Want To Look Like An ...
DENIS Villeneuve has announced that a sequel to his sci-fi epic Dune has been officially greenlit, which has assured Waterford ... -
Excitement Of Truck Driver Seeing Other Truck Driver Sparks Headlight Flashing Frenzy
OVERWHELMED by the fact that another similar looking vehicle was travelling the opposite way on a road in the same ... -
Looking At Boyfriend After He’s Shaved Beard Like Looking At Sphynx Cat
A CONCERNING report issued by the International Alliance of Beleaguered Girlfriends has confirmed that all measures must be taken and ... -
Everything Farmers Need To Know About The Carbon Budget
REPEATING a pattern started by Enda Kenny when he returned from France after signing Ireland up to the Paris Climate ... -
Israeli PR Firm Tasked With Finding Cooler, More Acceptable Name For Apartheid
ISRAEL is to divert some of the funding it receives from the United States away from its weaponry division and ... -
Fair Play: This Man Defrauded The Social Welfare Out Of €1mn
AN ‘ABSOLUTE fucking legend of a ma’n has defrauded the social welfare department of nearly €1mn over a 30-year period ... -
Other Experiences That Would Be Improved By Having To Buy Tickets In Advance
WHILE some are apoplectic over the fact the government still has no legally binding regulations in place for the reopening ...











