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Blatter & Platini Flee Fraud Charges In Hilarious, Odd-Couple Fashion
“FLOOR it, you fool!” yelled Michel Platini this morning, as he leaped into the passenger seat of a vintage red ... -
Retail Worker Makes Overly Dramatic Show Of Not Looking At You Entering Your Pin
UTILISING all the muscles in her neck and shoulders, retail worker Leanne Fisher cast her head skywards and took two ... -
Nation Happy To Go Into Lockdown For Entirety Of January, Just Saying
AMID speculation that another lockdown might be on the cards if cases keep on rising, the nation would like to ... -
Solid Argument To Be Made For Just Wrapping Up The World In 20 Years, State ...
SCIENTISTS speaking at a climate emergency summit have put forth a compelling argument for allowing the world to ‘burn out’ ... -
Frontline Bank Holiday Reduced To Bank Lunch Break
CONFUSED as how it turned a new bank holiday into national clusterfuck that made people angry, the government cicrculated yet ... -
YouTube Opens First Ever Video Library For People Looking To Do Their Own Research
VIDEO streaming platform YouTube have unveiled their first ever public video library in Dublin in a bid to facilitate a ... -
“Sure, I Could Help Millions Of People But What’s In It For Me?”
FURTHER expanding on his in no way disingenuous and sarcastic throw down to the UN World Food Programme in which ... -
Family Of Recently Deceased Cognitive Behavioural Therapy Pioneer ‘Coping Really Well’
THE family of US psychiatrist Aaron T. Beck who died yesterday at the ripe old age of 100 are said ... -
Biden & Johnson Confirm They Had Climate Meeting In Shared Dream
TRYING to correct the record on images from day one of the COP26 climate conference which showed the leaders sleeping ... -
Kilkenny People Blamed For High Waterford Covid Cases
ROGUE Kilkenny contaminators crossing the Waterford border to infect residents have been warned to stop trying to ruin the county’s ... -
Local Man Embraces Warm Familiar Feeling Of Having No Memory Of Weekend Session
HIS thoughts cloaked in a persistently murky and dark cloud, circling a nonstop parade of negative thoughts, one local man ... -
Queen Willing To Die To Take Heat Off Andrew
A SOURCE close to the Royal Family has reported that the Queen is ‘prepared’ to give up one of her ...
