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Family That Can’t Afford High Energy Bills Can’t Fucking Afford Retrofitting Scheme Either
REACTING to the publication of the Climate Action Plan which will cost €125 billion and has 475 actions to reduce ... -
Woman Backs Out Of €350 Online Shopping Spree After Being Hit With €8 Delivery Charge
PUCE RED, one incredulous local woman has dramatically canceled an online shopping at the ‘checkout’ phase after a sneaky bastard ... -
Climate Protesters At COP26 Dispersed With Oil Canons
A YOUTH led protest in Glasgow which threatened to disrupt the egos of leading political figures in attendance has thankfully ... -
The Sopranos Creator Finally Reveals What Happened To Tony In The Finale
THE SOPRANOS creator David Chase has finally broken his silence over the infamous ending the mob drama while in conversation ... -
We Travel To Eamon Ryan’s Green Ireland Of The Future
WITH the coalition’s Climate Action Plan being published today while Glasgow plays host to the ongoing COP26 conference, everyone’s minds ... -
Billionaires Vow To Rid World Hunger By Launching Starving People Into Space
CALLED to task on their egotistical space race amid an ever-growing divide between rich and poor, the world’s billionaires have ... -
Man Impales Brain With First Attempt At Home Antigen Test
A ‘READ the instructions and take your time’ appeal has been reissued by authorities as the use of antigen tests ... -
Here’s What Mother Nature Had To Say At COP26
THE Earth Mother herself has made a surprise appearance at the COP26 summit in Glasgow, with plenty on her mind ... -
12-Year-Old Belfast Kid Not Sure If He Opposes NI Protocol Or Just Loves Throwing Rocks ...
A SCHOOLKID caught up in last night’s violent anti-N.I Protocol rally in West Belfast has admitted that he’s not overly ... -
One Third Of Irish Farmers To Be Humanely Culled Under New Climate Pledge
FOLLOWING a pledge by the government to reduce carbon emissions across the island of Ireland, nearly one third of Irish ... -
Fuel Bills Fucked, TV Bills Fucked, Refuse Bills Fucked, Rents Fucked, Everything Fucking Fucked
A NEW report into the cost of living in Ireland has found that thousands of households are set to be ... -
Being A Contrary Little Bollocks Altogether, A Guide
WHILE IRELAND is famously a nation that prides itself on begrudgery, it doesn’t come easy to everyone. Similarly, being a ...
