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Government Consider Tax To Pay Mica Redress Or Whatever Will Turn Public Against Affected Families
A SPOKESPERSON for government has confirmed it is confident it can rely on the ease with which the Irish public ... -
World Wondering Why All The Crazy Bastards Have Control Of The Fossil Fuels
THREATS by Belarusian hothead authoritarian Alexander Lukashenko to halt the supply of natural gas to Europe if fresh sanctions are ... -
“The Single Mothers In Your Nightmares Receiving Welfare Can’t Hurt You John” Therapist Tells Local ...
UNABLE to absorb the attempts by his therapist to calm and reassure him, local man John Mulcairns remains haunted by ... -
“We’re Telling The US On You” Ireland Warns UK Over Protocol
RUNNING in the direction of Joe Biden as fast as its little legs can carry it, Ireland, speaking a million ... -
Liam Brady Unconvinced By Ireland Performance, Concept Of Joy
COMMENTING on Ireland’s 0-0 draw with Portugal, RTÉ panelist Liam Brady remained unconvinced by the performance and insisted there were ... -
Can’t Find A Guinness Nitrosurge Anywhere? Here’s Some Alternatives
IT’S being described as the Buzz Lightyear for the middle aged man, the ‘Cabbage Patch Doll for aul lads’- it’s ... -
UK Government Pledge To Continue Toying With N.I Like A Cat Does With A Dead ...
TAKING A brief break from drowning in accurate accusations it is manifestly corrupt, the UK government has sought solace in ... -
REVEALED: Squid Game Season 2 Plot Leaked
FILE IT under ‘entirely predictable news’ as Squid Game, the international streaming smash hit for Netflix, is getting a second ... -
So Brave! This Billionaire Might Be About To Pay Tax
IT’S a novel idea, and who knows if it will ever take off, but billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is ... -
“Don’t Go To Things If You Want Things To Stay Open” Confirms NPHET
THE RECORDING Of 25,000 Covid-19 cases in the past week and a health service under constant and severe pressure has ... -
New Law Allows For Electronic Tagging Of People Who Dodge Buying Their Round In Pubs
MIRRORING legislation brought in to allow for electronic monitoring of sex offenders, the government has confirmed electronic ankle monitors will ... -
Local Man Haunted By Cross Trainer Of Christmas Past
A DUBLIN man has called on local priests to exorcize his home in a bid to rid his spare room ...
