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Footballer Could Do Without Pre-Recorded Crowd Doing ‘Monkey Chants’
IN A BID TO properly recreate the match day experience ahead of the new season, Premier League bosses have ordered ... -
Ireland Still Terrible At Football But In Slightly Different Way
IT’S EARLY days but the encouraging green shoots are there to be seen; the senior men’s Irish football team are ... -
Local Man Warns Stephen Kenny To Have Ireland Playing Like Bayern Munich Within 30 Seconds ...
A PASSIONATE fan who backs the national team through thick and thin has warned new manager Stephen Kenny that if ... -
“It’s My ‘Kardashian’s'” Man Refusing To Turn Off Messi Coverage Tells Girlfriend
TIGHTLY clutching the TV remote to his chest and pleading like a whiny child that’s bargaining with a parent to ... -
PSG Owners Celebrate Reaching Champion’s League Final With Imprisoning Some Homosexuals
THOSE in control of the Qatari sovereign wealth fund popped the cork on celebratory bottles of human rights abuses to ... -
Jonny Evans Revealed As A Man Utd Sleeper Agent
A SCANDAL as astonishing as recent revelations of Russian interference in British politics has been discovered at the very heart ... -
De Gea Regrets Experimental Hand Swap Surgery
IN THE WAKE of his latest high profile blunders in the FA Cup semi-final against Chelsea, Manchester United goalkeeper David ... -
Zidane Wins Appeal Over Bald Fraud Conviction
AN EGREGIOUS miscarriage of justice that has been the subject of several Making A Murderer style documentaries on online streaming ... -
Nation Suffers PTSD Flashbacks After Serving Time In Jackie’s Army
A CRIPPLING bout of emotionally charged Post-Tournament Success Disorder flashbacks have been happily and enthusiastically reported by Ireland’s grizzled veterans ... -
Choosing Liverpool As ‘His Club’ At Age 7 Finally Pays Off For Local Man
WATERFORD man Eric Wilson is congratulating himself for ‘playing the long game’ when it comes to choosing a football team ...
