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The Only Ways Liverpool Could Lose The League Now
LIVERPOOL’S long wait for a title is almost over, with even the most pessimistic of football fans conceding it is ... -
FAI Cutbacks To See Return Of ‘Jumpers For Goalposts’
STRICT cost-cutting measures, including the reduction of players per team to 9 each, are to be put into place by ... -
John Delaney Is All Right & That’s All That Matters
IN THE AFTERMATH of the dire state of the FAI’s financial ruin coming to light, the public has been beside ... -
Thank God FAI Is Ireland’s Only Poorly Run, Possibly Criminal Organisation
THE IRISH public has taken to a nearby seat to steady itself and recover from the terrifying if ridiculous flight ... -
The Complete List Of Insults We’re Legally Allowed Hurl At John Delaney
Recently departing his role as CEO at the FAI John Delaney leaves behind a legacy of the FAI racking up ... -
Sepp Blatter Announced As New FAI CEO
THE FAI turned to Sepp Blatter after their favoured candidate John Foley, formerly of Athletics Ireland, withdrew himself from consideration ... -
Supporters Still Recovering From Shock Of Good Irish Performance
DROVES of Irish fans have reported symptons closely associated with an ‘out of body experience’ following Ireland’s gallant on-the-front-foot performance ... -
Guardiola’s Wife Sick Of Hearing About Handball Decision
AFTER numerous 6-year-old children failed to adequately calm him down by pointing out “it’s only a game of fucking football, ... -
Liverpool Fans Worried This Might All Be A Dream
LEADING the league by 8 points, Everton in the relegation zone, Manchester City losing and Manchester United in a constant ... -
VAR Ruining Game, Say Fans Who Wanted VAR For Years
SPORTS fans are being urged to “pick a fucking lane” after bitter complaints that VAR is ruining games left and ...
