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Probably A Perfectly Innocent Explanation For Delaney Loan, Everyone Agrees
DESPITE increased media scrutiny being applied to friend of Denis O’Brien, John Delaney, with everyone except the Irish Independent asking ... -
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Pictured Walking On Water
AS Manchester United supporters try to comes to terms with their side’s monumental, history-making comeback against PSG last night, manager ... -
Liverpool Fans Explain Finishing 2nd Is Actually A Massive Achievement
DESPITE their team possessing a commanding lead at one point this season, Liverpool fans have today explained to other football ... -
Increasing Number Of Liverpool Fans Left With No Fingernails
FOLLOWING on from a nervy Champions League first leg tie against Bayern Munich and awaiting Sunday’s cagey match against a ... -
Local Man Has His Own Lyrics To Champions League Song
ALTHOUGH last year’s Champions League final drew an estimated 180 million viewers worldwide, with each viewer singing a different version ... -
Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day
HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing ... -
Liverpool Liverpool It Again
LIVERPOOL fans are this morning waking up to the grim realisation that hopes of the first Premier League championship in the storied ... -
FIFA 19 Update Includes ‘Corruption’ & ‘Doping’ Modes
RESPONDING to complaints from avid gamers that the new edition of the popular FIFA football game is not realistic enough, ... -
Non-Man United Fans Inconsolable After Mourinho Sacking
SCENES of eyes red raw from sobbing have been reported around Premier League grounds which are not Old Trafford as ... -
Humanely Euthanising United Fans To Put Them Out Of Their Misery, A Guide
IF YOU feel compelled to bring an end to the seemingly unending suffering of the nearest and dearest Manchester United ...