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Trump Vows To Just Keep Trumpin’ Along
WHEN most other people would either call it a day or do some extensive PR work in a last-minute attempt ... -
America Good, Russia Bad
IN a bid to clear up the factual quagmire that is the Middle East, WWN has sought the expert opinion ... -
British Who Voted For Europe Now Intolerably Smug
AS economic turmoil is set to engulf Britain and render it a post-apocalyptic landscape reminiscent of Mad Max, the 48% ... -
Putin Spotted With Nuclear War For Dummies Book
IN THE most worrying sign of nuclear war to date, Russian President Vladimir Putin was snapped leaving the Kremlin today ... -
World Shocked As Elon Musk Revealed To Be 38-Year-Old Con Woman Harriet Jones From Kent
IN what has been hailed as possibly the biggest con of our generation, police in the UK have confirmed the ... -
Terry’s Chocolate Orange To Come With Free Microscope
CONFECTIONARY company Terry’s has today launched version 34.7 of their infamous Chocolate Orange range. To celebrate the much-loved orange-shaped ball of ... -
Trump’s Guide To Pussy Grabbing
DONALD Trump has taken to social media in a bid to clarify remarks made in a leaked tape from 2005, ... -
Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Phone Charged With Attempted Murder
A HOMICIDAL phone is in custody after a tense raid conducted by the police in New York resulted in one ... -
Local Headcase Suggests Extending World Mental Health Day To 365 Days A Year
A WATERFORD man, described by colleagues as a ‘headcase’ has made the controversial suggestion that World Mental Health Day be ... -
Top 10 Quotes From Last Night’s US Presidential Debate
LAST night’s US presidential debate marks, for many political commentators, the nadir of modern Western democracy. However, there were countless ...
