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Shakespeare Breaks Beyoncé’s Record For Number Of Ghostwriters
ENGLISH playwright and bane of schoolchildren’s existence everywhere, William Shakespeare, has been revealed as the new holder of a Guinness ... -
“Fuck This Shit, I’ll Do Another Four Years”
IN YET another dramatic twist in US election 2016, current American President Barack Obama has vowed to do another four ... -
Man United Hire New Doctor For Mourinho To Blame
MANCHESTER United vice chairman Ed Woodward was said to be working round the clock last night in the search for ... -
Vladimir Putin Pictured With One Orange Palm
A LEAKED shot of Vladimir Putin has sent the internet into a flurry this morning, as the Russian president appears ... -
WWN Travel: North Korea
WWN travelled to the decreasingly popular destination of North Korea, and we’re happy to report it’s a trip everyone should ... -
America’s Nightmare Nearly Over Or Just Beginning, Final Debate Confirms
AS the final US presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump drew to a close, families across America emerged ... -
Flamingos Absolutely Full Of Themselves, Finds Study
A NEWLY published study has confirmed what many animals have suspected for years; Earth’s flamingo population is absolutely full of ... -
Trump Promises To ‘Cunt Punt’ Clinton In Final Debate
PRESUMABLY in a bid to prove that the US presidential race can become infinitely more crass than it already has ... -
Iraq ‘Liberated’ For 49th Time In Last 13 Years
AS a concerted effort by Iraqi forces, supported by a US-led coalition, attempt to drive ISIS from Mosul, Iraq can ... -
Ra Up 5 Points On FTSE
EARLY morning trading on the London stock exchange has led to a surge in the price of shares in the ...
