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The Vatican Launches Viral Catholic Website BuzzChrist
THE VATICAN has today announced yet another move toward engaging young lapsed Catholics the World over with its fantastic new ... -
Allah May Not Be As Akbar As Initially Thought, Suggests Report
A NEW report published today by an independent commission has hinted that when it comes to being Akbar, Allah may ... -
First International Hypocrite Convention Passes Without Incident
YESTERDAY’S inaugural International Hypocrite Convention held in Paris passed without incident, amid fears that the participants may have been the ... -
Illuminati Meet To Discuss What To Do About YouTube User HenryBigBallz93
The leaders of the shadowy secret society known as The Illuminati, believed to be behind countless global conspiracies in a ... -
Man Who Has Bombed 7 Predominantly Muslim Countries To Host Anti-Terror Summit
FOLLOWING the tragic events in Paris last week, many world leaders have expressed their regret at the loss of innocent ... -
Satire Vows Not To Negotiate With Terrorists
SATIRISTS around the world have reaffirmed their continued commitment to ridiculing specious and redundant intolerance long abandoned by rational human ... -
Germans Marching Against Stereotyped Minority Probably Nothing To Worry About
THE world has confirmed that a large scale protest in Germany against an easily stereotyped minority is probably nothing to ... -
North Korean Internet Outage Due To Leader Using Landline
AN ONGOING internet outage in North Korea today was played down by government officials as nothing more than “a busy ... -
CIA Torture Files Show Detainees Were Forced To Go Shopping On Christmas Eve
A DAMNING US Senate Intelligence Committee report released last week has pinpointed several instances in which detainees at CIA ‘black ... -
God Considering Turning Humankind Off, Then Turning It Back On Again
FOLLOWING a long and arduous attempt to get humanity to act they way he initially intended, God has admitted that ...