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Been While Since Man Watched Young Guns
KENNETH Pellan has totted up in his head how long it’s been since he watched the 1988 Brat Pack western ... -
BREAKING: Television Licence Can Go Fuck Itself
BREAKING news just in from your letterbox has revealed the annual TV licence can go fuck itself and remain unopened ... -
African American Man With Life Expectancy Of 24 Dies 35 Years Later
AN African American man with a life expectancy of just 24 has astounded the world by living another 35 years ... -
Shakira’s Hips To Take The Stand On First Day Of Tax Trial
AS THE COLOMBIAN star is confirmed to stand trial in Spain for tax evasion comes the stunning revelation that prosecutors ... -
Always 45 Minutes Left In Movie, Finds Report
SCIENTISTS are no closer to understanding how there’s always 45 minutes left in whatever movie you’re watching every time you ... -
Stunning: Molly Mae’s Child Secures First Pretty Little Thing Collab
NO SOONER had power couple Molly Mae Hague and Tommy Fury announced that they are expecting their first child, the ... -
The Definitive List Of Celebrities You Won’t Be A Fan Of Once You Read This
CONSIDER this your last warning. If you read beyond this point it could have a major impact of your Spotify ... -
How To Deal With Ariel Being Black, A Guide
HELLO dear readers, the day we feared is upon us. Foolishly we laughed in everyone’s faces when they warned us ... -
New Leaks Show GTA 6’s Vice City Will Be Slightly Less Insane Than Contemporary America
ROCKSTAR GAMES have confirmed that leaked gameplay footage for Grand Theft Auto 6 is in fact genuine and will be ... -
Looking Back On Constance Markievicz’s 1915 Rose Of Tralee Win
THE INAUGURAL hosting of the Rose of Tralee in 1915 has all but been forgotten, however, that is set to ...
