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Cruise Finally Awarded Irish Heritage Cert For Outstanding Performance In Far And Away
AMERICAN ACTOR Tom Cruise has finally received an Irish heritage certificate in Dublin today to commend his ‘outstanding performance’ in the ... -
Tallafornia Phil’s Top 10 Key Tips For A Successful Career And Tha’
I suppose yer all wonderins how to be famous and tha’ and make loads of money and been on the ... -
Music Enthusiasts Around The World Totally Unmoved By Girls Aloud Split
MILLIONS OF music enthusiasts around the world were said to be ‘totally unmoved’ by the fact that Girls Aloud have performed ... -
Government Calls For Immediate Inquiry Into Latest Love/Hate Rumour
THE GOVERNMENT has called for an immediate inquiry into the latest Love/Hate rumour that actor, Robert Sheehan, who plays lovable rogue Darren, maybe back for another season. ... -
Bill Roache Appologises For Fucking Your Mom Last Night
CORONATION STREET actor Bill Roache said today he was “very sorry” for banging your mother last night in a 12 hour ... -
Pope Francis Finding ‘One Direction’ Stickers Everywhere
THE NEWLY appointed Pope, Francis the first, said he has been finding stickers from boy-band ‘One Direction’ everywhere in his ... -
Hugo Chavez And Paul Bearer Were Obviously The Same Person, Says Jim Corr
CONSPIRACY THEORIST Jim Corr said today that the deaths of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and WWF wrestling manager Paul Bearer were ... -
Kenny To Issue Apology For Glenroe
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to make a formal state apology today to survivors of the RTE television drama series, ... -
Terrifying Moment Deaf Boy Hears Justin Bieber Single For First Time After Breakthrough Surgery
A DEAF British boy who had a life-changing operation to restore his hearing was said to be suffering post-traumatic stress today after ... -
British Media Promises To Drag The Absolute Arse Out Of Royal Baby Story
THE BRITISH Press association today has promised to drag the absolute arse out of the royal baby story for the ...
