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Bill Roache Appologises For Fucking Your Mom Last Night
CORONATION STREET actor Bill Roache said today he was “very sorry” for banging your mother last night in a 12 hour ... -
Pope Francis Finding ‘One Direction’ Stickers Everywhere
THE NEWLY appointed Pope, Francis the first, said he has been finding stickers from boy-band ‘One Direction’ everywhere in his ... -
Hugo Chavez And Paul Bearer Were Obviously The Same Person, Says Jim Corr
CONSPIRACY THEORIST Jim Corr said today that the deaths of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and WWF wrestling manager Paul Bearer were ... -
Kenny To Issue Apology For Glenroe
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to make a formal state apology today to survivors of the RTE television drama series, ... -
Terrifying Moment Deaf Boy Hears Justin Bieber Single For First Time After Breakthrough Surgery
A DEAF British boy who had a life-changing operation to restore his hearing was said to be suffering post-traumatic stress today after ... -
British Media Promises To Drag The Absolute Arse Out Of Royal Baby Story
THE BRITISH Press association today has promised to drag the absolute arse out of the royal baby story for the ... -
Social Welfare Reschedules Signing-On-Day Due To Call Of Duty Release
THE SOCIAL Welfare department announced that it will move today’s signing-on time to next week as it clashed with the ... -
Popes Butler To Be Publicly Burned At The Stake In Saint Peter’s Square
THE VATICAN announced yesterday that the popes ex-butler, Paolo Gabriele, is to be burned at the stake in a live televised ... -
Justin Bieber Reveals On-Stage Barfing Was Caused By ‘Morning Sickness’
LAST Saturday evening, in the first performance of her Believe tour, Justine Bieber succumbed to a mystery illness, buckling over ... -
Will.I.am’s Latest Track Still Sounds Shit On Mars, Say Scientists
AMERICAN rapper Will.I.am’s latest single still sounds shit on Mars say NASA scientists who endured the four minute track being ...
