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65-Year-Old White Male To Revolutionise Radio Programming With Newstalk
The Nation has barely emerged from its weeks of mourning upon the news of Pat Kenny, Irish broadcasting luminary, leaving ... -
Outrage As Man Chosen To Dress Up As Bat Deemed ‘Inadequate’
THOUSANDS of people who have their priorities in life in the right order took to forums and comment sections on ... -
Record One Million Viewers Cringed At Rose Of Tralee
THE JEWEL in RTÉ’s televisual crown, the Rose of Tralee, entertained your racist granny over two fun filled nights this ... -
Love/Hate Theme Park Just Turns Out To Be Inner City Dublin
MEMBERS of the public made a startling discovery this week after a routine visit into Dublin’s city centre. Friends Louis ... -
Renewed Calls For ‘The Wire’ Repeats Following Surge In Pompous Breaking Bad Fans
THE NATIONS television viewers have called for reruns of the television drama ‘The Wire’ following a massive surge in pompous ... -
Braindead Sun Readers Will Now Be Forced Online For Tits, Warn Experts
EXPERTS IN social everything warned today that Irish Sun readers will be forced to go on-line for their daily dose ... -
Katy French Still Dead, Finds Inquest
THE Katy French inquest confirmed yesterday that the 24-year-old is still pretty much dead from cocaine use, and is not ... -
“You Probably Wouldn’t Be Alive Today Only For Me And Geldof” Bono Tells Obama Women
U2 FRONTMAN Bono told Michelle Obama and her two daughters that they wouldn’t be alive today only for himself and ... -
‘New Daft Punk Album Will Probably Sound Much Better The More Times I Play It’, ...
DAFT PUNK uber -fan, Matthew Hogan, hoped today their newly released album Random Access Memories will sound much better the ... -
‘Knowing’ Daft Punk Fans Secretly Nodding At Each Other On The Street Now
THOUSANDS OF ‘knowing’ Daft Punk fans were said to be secretly nodding at each other on the street in anticipation ...
