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North Korea Defends Execution Of 80 Foreign Film Buffs As Movies Starred Ben Affleck
THE COMMUNIST STATE of North Korea defended its decision to execute 80 people for watching foreign films, as they were ... -
Bieber Has Penis
A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves ... -
Increase In Selfies Means Internet Is Just One Big Staring Contest
If an individual was to type ‘google’ into Google it would of course break the internet, but use any other ... -
Dad Completely Fine With Being Out Of Touch
John Ferriter, a father of three from Kilkenny, has caused a stir recently by declaring “I don’t give a fuck” ... -
All Books To Come As Movies Now
At a hastily assembled press conference yesterday in Hollywood leading figures from the movie and publishing worlds announced details of ... -
‘You Don’t Know Me’ Says Rihanna On Social Media Platforms Where She Details Every Minute ...
POP sensation Rihanna has responded to recent criticism by posting a riposte on her 84 social media profiles. The popular ... -
Love/Hate Spoilers To Be Printed On Leaflets And Posted To Every Single Home Next Monday ...
THE PRESS Association of Ireland has confirmed that it will print and post over two million Love/Hate leaflets packed with ... -
Girl Next Door Failing To Live Up To Hype
TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up ... -
Nation Just Delighted Amanda Brunker Didn’t Win Celebrity Apprentice
THE NATION had a little skip in its step this morning after it was revealed that novelist Amanda Brunker did ... -
Buzzfeed Running Out Of Lists Of Shit
Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find ...
