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Platonic Island Reality TV Show Gets The Green Light

FOLLOWING up from the success of its sister series Love Island, a brand new reality dating show based on the never tiring format is expected to take the lethargic twentysomethings demographic by storm, WWN can reveal. Much like its predecessor, Platonic Island will involve a group of young contestants, referred to as Islanders, living in… Read more »

Script For The Love Island Finalé Leaked Online

PRODUCERS of the hugely popular reality TV dating show Love Island are today reeling after the script for the programme’s final episode were leaked in the early hours of this morning online by a group of hackers calling themselves ‘Peekers’. The 102-page script which details every moment of tonight’s final has some interesting revelations, including how Tommy has seemingly… Read more »

May Delays Brexit Vote Until Dani & Jack Sort Things Out

INSISTING the embarrassing deferral of the vote on the Withdrawal Agreement wasn’t postponed because she knew a damaging, career-ending loss was in the offing, British prime minister Theresa May today confirmed the vote was in fact delayed due to the ongoing uncertainty surrounding the bilateral relationship enjoyed by Love Island winners Dani and Jack. “This… Read more »

Trump & Putin Recouple On Love Island

A STUNNING twist in popular dating reality TV show Love Island has seen two contestants choosing to recouple with one another, shocking millions of viewers who watched on in the grips of a befuddling horror as the process took place live on TV. The recoupling process sees contestants choose who they most see a lasting… Read more »