“IT’S the hope that kills you, no?” Man City manager Pep Guardiola said in the wake of his side’s manic 3-2 win over Aston Villa while admitting momentarily shitting the bed was always part of the plan just to heap extra misery on his rivals. Performing a quadruple bypass on Liverpool, Guardiola confirmed that it… Read more »
OLE GUNNAR Solskjaer is seriously fearing for his job now that the United board has confirmed that he ‘can do whatever he wants today’ including having his favourite ice cream, watching his favourite movie and any other things he loves doing. “You wanna go go-karting too Ole? Honestly mate, whatever you want let’s do it,”… Read more »
THERE has been considerable puzzlement among Everton supporters as they face into day one with a manager whose mystery 6 year absence from the game remains a mystery. “He must have been one of the most in demand managers in the world after the job he did at Valencia, but then nothing, just disappeared for… Read more »
AN unbroken flow of green traffic lights between Manchester and Liverpool on the way home from last night’s 3-2 FA Cup fourth round defeat is said to be all that prevented Anfield chief Jürgen Klopp from dumping his car and going on an absolute rampage around the city, sources have confirmed. Klopp, known for being… Read more »
SPEAKING at a ferocious rate of knots and looking like they haven’t slept in days, one local Liverpool fan is putting the final touches to his 12,000 page dossier which suggests were it not for a plot against his club they would be 40 points clear at the top of the table. “The ref blew… Read more »
ANY remaining fear that Liverpool would continue their troubling streak of victories was put to bed at the weekend as the Merseyside mid-tablers got back on regular footing with a 7-2 trouncing from Aston Villa. Liverpool had given fans and pundits cause for concern over the last number of years with a slew of out-of-form… Read more »
WATERFORD man Eric Wilson is congratulating himself for ‘playing the long game’ when it comes to choosing a football team to support, after his wise decision to pick Liverpool FC over Leeds as ‘his team’ finally paid dividends with a Premier League title victory over 30 years later. Like the vast majority of Irish people… Read more »
LIVERPOOL crashed out of what remains of this year’s Champions League after a smash and grab masterclass by Diego Simone’s Atletico Madrid; heavily reliant on letting the Merseyside club have an unprecedented 110% of the possession. A resolute and organised Atletico defence, which could face UEFA fines for squatting in their own penalty area, insured… Read more »
LIVERPOOL FC are just four more precious Premier League wins away from ending their long wait for a league title, and as the day draws ever nearer non-Liverpool fans are deep in discussions trying to find ways to cope with the sure-to-be insufferable gloating and outpouring of maudlin tears. WWN Sports is on hand to… Read more »
LIVERPOOL’S long wait for a title is almost over, with even the most pessimistic of football fans conceding it is nigh on impossible that the Merseysiders could let their commanding lead slip. And yet, the history books of the beautiful game are littered with examples of unbelievable twists and turns, both cruel and euphoric. Just… Read more »