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Woman Just Wants To Find Someone Who’d Defend Her The Way Government Defends Varadkar
LOCAL woman Megan Loughlin has once again cursed her bad luck in the dating world but still holds out hope ... -
Local Man Done With This Fucking News, Throw Him A Text When You Have Vaccine ...
DECIDING the final straw was the temporary suspension of the AstraZeneca vaccine by EU nations which experts say will actually ... -
How To Recreate The Carnage Of Paddy’s Day At Home
IT’S something we all miss but you don’t have to if you unlock the endless potential of combining your patriotism ... -
Taoiseach Told To Ask Biden For A Few Spare Vaccines In Paddy’s Day Zoom
AHEAD of his St. Patrick Day’s Zoom call audience with US President Joe Biden, Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been told ... -
Micheál Martin Dons Oculus For 3-Day Virtual Visit To US
“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re ... -
Staging A Funeral Just For The Session, A Guide
SOMETIMES extreme measures have to be taken during extreme lockdown restrictions to organise extreme sessions. Could staging a funeral, just ... -
350,000 Germ Factories Return To School
AS MANY AS 350,000 snot dripping, pants soiling, cough-while-not-covering-mouths, dirty handed children have made their return to school after the ... -
Walrus Livid To Find Out St Patrick’s Day Cancelled
HAVING traveled all the way from an iceberg in the North Pole for what he had hoped was the session ... -
Varadkar Has Sleepless Night Over How Much McDonald Is Probably Enjoying This
A FORMAL gardaà investigation being launched into his leaking of confidential documents and the potential destruction of his political career ... -
“We Owe Him Our Lives” Dalkey Badgers Hail Pat Kenny
DALKEY’S large population of native badgers, once endangered by the prospect of a 104-bedroom nursing home being built in the ... -
So The Cops Have Found Your Shebeen: Here’s What Happens Next
WELL, you had a good run throughout the whole pandemic, but the gardaà have finally caught up with you and ... -
Helen McEntee To Take Six Month Break From Listening To Whingeing, Crying & Arse Wiping
MINISTER For Justice Helen McEntee has expressed how much she’s looking forward to ‘a break from all the hassle, noise, ...
