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How To ‘Solve’ Northern Ireland, According To This Dubliner
FRESH from recent ‘disturbances’ in Loyalist communities ‘up north’ WWN’s resident self-appointed Northern Ireland expert, Dublin native Paddy Fenton, believes ... -
“Old Football Injury” Confirms Man Who Slipped In Shower Mid Wank
“OH the limp? No, no, I’ve always had it. Old football injury,” insisted local man Mark Farrell under polite inquiry ... -
Party Scenes Show What Ireland Could Have If We Had A Leader As Competent As ...
JUBILANT scenes evidenced around England yesterday have brought forth a bitterness in Irish people not seen since Katrina & The ... -
AstraZeneca No Longer Recommended For Davids Under 50 Born On A Wednesday
FIRST plagued by issues with the delivery of the AstraZeneca vaccines, now the subsequent decision by the NIAC to no ... -
‘Reeling In The Years’ Viewers Shocked At How Docile Irish Nation Was
VIEWERS watching the new season of Reeling In The Years last night were said to be left flabbergasted at how ... -
Stephen Donnelly Is Sad The Health Dept. Don’t Mention Him In Tweets So We Wrote ...
EXCLUSIVE reports in the Irish Times reveal that the Minister for Health launched an analysis of his department’s Twitter account ... -
Government Ease Restrictions Weeks After Public
CONTINUING their commitment to being weeks if not months behind every expert and average person when it comes to taking ... -
Dad Wouldn’t Have Started This If He Knew It’d Turn Into An ‘Again, Again’ Situation
LOCAL father Cian Fanning has placed his regret on record following the implementation of a fun game which has received ... -
How Fucked Would You Be If You Had To Sit The Leaving Cert Again Tomorrow?
A SERIES of exams undertaken by 17-18 year olds at breakneck speed over a short period time, all while being ... -
Fears Iran-Backed ‘Hashed Al-Shaabi’ Radicalised By Wallace & Daly After Visit
A CONTROVERSIAL visit by Irish MEPs Clare Daly and Mick Wallace to the Middle East has raised fears locally in ... -
Local Environmentalist All For Wind Farms As Long As They’re Erected Somewhere Else
CONTRADICTING years of her own social media comments, tweets and sharing of dozens of energy efficient articles highlighting the benefits ... -
Student Going To Cram For Vaccine Cert At The Last Minute
CARLOW student Dermot Keegan has said he will probably just cram for the new vaccine certificate when its launched, as ...











