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5 More Shows For Enda Kenny After RTÉ Success
WITH the former Taoiseach’s new show ‘Iarnród Enda’ proving to be a runaway ratings smash for RTÉ, plans are underway ... -
Inner City Dublin Teens To Be Sent To Northern Ireland If They Don’t Cop On
INNER city Dublin teens involved in a number of anti-social incidents recently are being warned that they will now be ... -
Local Man Sickened He Didn’t Think Of Hosting Mother’s Funeral In Boxing Club
AS the department of the Taoiseach dedicates resources to making a molehill out of a mountain following the Taoiseach’s attendance ... -
Irish Media Haven’t Had This Much Fun Since The ‘Peru Two’
GATHERING together in what can only be described as the media version of a convulsive orgy of erotic pleasure, editors ... -
Neighbour Can’t Believe Teenagers On Green Have Nerve To Gather In Sunshine, Enjoy Life
LOCAL NEIGHBOUR Susan McMahon is beside herself with agitation and frustration after seeing at least 500 teenagers gather on the ... -
“You Have The ‘Right To Disconnect’ From Work” Says Sarcastic Boss Using Air Quotes
ACKNOWLEDGING the new Code of Practice introduced today by the government regarding employees’ right to switch off from work outside ... -
Seagull Can’t Fucking Wait For All This Outdoor Dining
LOCAL seagulls everywhere have welcomed the introduction of a €17mn ‘outdoor dining fund’ by the government which seeks to help ... -
“Be A Nightmare To Heat Though” Confirms Man Of Every House On ‘Home Of The ...
ONE LOCAL man has revealed a talent for scoffing at every single entrant into RTÉ’s popular ‘Home of the Year’ ... -
“We Have A Solid Plan” Says Government In Cruel April Fool’s Day Prank
LABELED ‘in poor taste’ and ‘unconscionably cruel’ the government has come under fire for its poorly received April Fool’s day ... -
Godbeens: Ireland’s Underground Mass Scene
WITH dozens of rogue Irish priests being threatened with fines for orchestrating illegal masses across the country over the past ... -
Everything You Need To Know About The Easing Of Restrictions
AS THE Taoiseach confirmed ‘the end is near’ for the 18th entering/leaving lockdown speech in a row, the nation watched ... -
From Madonna To Mussolini: Places Tubs Of Sudocrem Have Shown Up
IT’S not just for babies arses, spotty teenagers or the chafed thighs of people after their first spinning class; Irish ...
