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World Edging Towards WW3 AND Declan Needs Root Canal
THE impending outbreak of open war between Russia and the rest of the world currently ranks second on local man ... -
Hardline 32 County Nationalist Backing Russia In Ukraine Tensions Somehow
UNABLE to see the contradictory and illogical knots he has tied himself in, local Republican and staunch advocate for a ... -
Increase The Energy Efficiency Of Your Home With These Simple Tips
THE government’s retrofitting schemes aims to boost the efficiency rating of thousands of homes at a time when money is ... -
Man To Trial Hybrid Working Model Of Just Not Bothering His Arse Some Days
AS THE way we work has changed for many people in the last few years and employers offer ‘blended work’ ... -
Hungover Man Wondering If Anyone Else Can Smell Him Right Now
AN INCREDIBLY hungover man who smells like he showered in fermented bin juice is sheepishly trudging through town, casting meek ... -
Power Outages Will Help Public Save On Energy Bills, Ryan Confirms
MINISTER for Communications Eamon Ryan has confirmed that while work is already under way to reconnect the 70,000 homes and ... -
Man Receives 4 Penalty Points For Not Keeping Her Between The Ditches
NEW road safety regulations in place from midnight last night have already caught up with Waterford man Michael Hourican, who ... -
“We Need Affordable Housing, But If My Home’s Value Drops By One Euro I’ll Burn ...
LOCAL HOMEOWNER Liam Currens is acutely aware of the damage rising house prices are having on the first time buyers’ ... -
Charles & Camilla To Visit Tipperary For Lessons In Ignoring A Family Member Who’s A ...
COUNTY Tipperary is readying itself for a visit at the end of March by England’s Prince Charles and his wife ... -
“Your Ma’s The Town E-Scooter”: Updating Irish Insults For The Modern Age
A TREASURED part of Irish culture is our ability as a people to eviscerate someone with a verbal barbarity so ... -
Public Doesn’t Need Secret Recordings To Tell HSE Management Haven’t A Clue: Report
IN THE aftermath of The Business Post obtaining secret recordings of Department of Health officials discussing how they little trust ... -
Homeowner Hovering Over Plumber’s Shoulder Like He Has A Fucking Clue
EXCLUSIVE REPORTS coming into WWN have revealed that homeowener Alan Price is currently hovering over the shoulder of tradesman David ...
