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BREAKING: Lick Arse Still Wearing Mask
A LITTLE goodie-two-shoes lick arse is still persisting with wearing a facemask in the supermarket despite such restrictions been lifted ... -
Wait A Minute, Are Sinn Féin Trying To Push A 32 County Republic?
DESPITE his party’s misgivings and backward leaning ideologies, DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson’s latest accusation that Sinn Féin are “pushing a ... -
The ‘Appetite Jab’: Would You Take It? Read This First
A NEW ‘appetite jab’ is set to revolutionise the battle against obesity, thanks to a self-administered weekly injection which decimates ... -
“Don’t Worry, You’ll Get Used To It After 9 Months” Irish Single Mother Tells Ukrainian ...
REASSURING her new neighbours arriving for the first time at a Dublin city hotel, mother-of-three Dierdre Ryan revealed that they’ll ... -
How The Taoiseach Racked Up $1mn Bill While In Quarantine
BAD LUCK has seen Covid-19 greatly curb Taoiseach Micheál Martin’s American visit, with the Fianna Fáil man holed up in ... -
Nation’s Takeaways Called Into Action In Rescue Mission From Hangovers
OPERATION RECOVERY will see the army commandeer all the nation’s takeaways in what is believed to be the most ambitious ... -
Over 1,800 Teenagers Remain Unclaimed After Paddy’s Day Piss Up
A RECORD low number of unclaimed teenagers remain on the nation’s streets after this year’s St Patrick’s Day festivities, sparking ... -
Hungover Man Thanks The Good Lord Jesus For Second Bank Holiday
WATERFORD man Marcus O’Weir had expressed doubt about the validity of the government’s ‘bonus bank holiday’ the day after St. ... -
We Appreciate This Is The First Paddy’s Day In Years But For Fuck Sake Donnacha, ...
FRIENDS of Donnacha Caoimlinn have advised him to perhaps pump the brakes on his St. Patrick’s Day festivities, as he’s ... -
Local Dad Actually Believed Teenage Daughter When She Said She Was Going To Friend’s House ...
A NAIVE local father of a 16-year-old daughter is being lampooned by friends and acquaintances after he took his child’s ... -
Uilleann Pipes Player Going To Absolutely Shred The Living Shit Out Of Danny Boy
GATHERING pent up and unspent energy over the last 12 months with nowhere to put it local uilleann pipes player ... -
Man Won’t Get Wink Of Sleep He’s So Excited For First Paddy’s Day In Three ...
ONE LOCAL Waterford man can’t quite find the words to describe his level of excitement as he faces a sleepless ...
