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Putin Found Down Back Of Couch
THE Kremlin has confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin was found safe and well down back of one of the ... -
People With Monday Off Before St. Patrick’s To Spend Day Being Smug Pricks
OFFICIAL reports issued this morning have confirmed that those with today off will spend the day celebrating their four-day weekend ... -
WWN’s Essential Guide To The Party You Couldn’t Give A Shite About; Renua
RENUA, Ireland’s shiniest new political party launched to massive fanfare earlier today and we have the essential guide to the ... -
Heat Shield For Under Laptops Set To Revolutionise Masturbation
A REVOLUTIONARY new product is set to change the masturbation habits of the entire world when it launches later this ... -
Woman Telling Everyone She’s 84 Looking For A Fucking Medal Or Something
A COUNTY Waterford woman telling everyone her age at an art exhibition yesterday evening was probably looking for a fucking ... -
Parents To Hide All Evidence Of Frozen Sequel From Children For As Long As They ...
PARENTS today woke up in a nightmare land where the announcement of a Frozen sequel is everywhere, WWN can exclusively ... -
Daily Mail Announces Name Change To Daily ISIS
BRITISH tabloid The Daily Mail and its online publication The Daily Mail Online has announced it will be changing its ... -
This Terminally Ill Badger Will Make You Change Your Mind About Justin Bieber Forever!
HEAR us out, we know Justin Bieber technically is so horrid that he deserves the death penalty while being force ... -
Calls To Cease Logging As Number Of Magic Tree Forests Dwindle
DEFORESTATION has all but eradicated 90% of the world’s Magic Tree forests, a new Greenpeace study revealed today. The environmental ... -
Marriage Referendum ‘Maybe Side’ Stage March In Dublin
LARGE crowds gathered in the Nation’s capital earlier today as the Maybe side in the upcoming Marriage Referendum staged its ... -
NátÃón PúttÃng Fádás Ón ÉvérythÃng Dúring SéáchtáÃn Ná GáéÃlgé Júst Tó Bé Sáfé
AN unsure Nation is set to spend much of the week adding fadas to just about every bit of Irish ... -
Obama Dreading Arrival Of ‘That Irish Prick’
PRESIDENT of the United States, Barack Obama is today preparing himself for the arrival of Enda Kenny for St. Patrick’s ...
