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Recent Bank Profits Should Pay For Everyone’s Water Charge, Insists Nation
“How about you dumb fucks seek the water charges from bank profits?” The Nation suggested to the Government today after ... -
Ryanair To Offer Flights To Mars For €50 Return
RYANAIR will sell €50 flights to the planet Mars when it finally manages to get the long-haul spacecraft needed as ... -
Man Throws Himself In Front Of Car To Avoid Awkward Chit-Chat With Old Boss
AMBULANCES were on the scene this morning at what is believed to the latest in a series of incidents caused ... -
Lynx Release New ‘Silage’ Body Spray For Single Farmers
LEADING deodorant maker Lynx has announced their very first foray into the original Irish fragrance market with a new scent ... -
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Admitted To Hospital After Fall From High Horse
ENGLISH ex-girlband member and TV personality Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has been admitted to a London city hospital this morning after falling ... -
Rugby Great Now
ALMOST the entire nation of Ireland has confirmed that rugby is in fact ‘great now’ following the triumphs of both ... -
Scientists Discover Link Between Insomnia And Staring At Your Phone All Night
A TEAM of the world’s greatest sleep specialists claim to have uncovered new evidence which links bouts of prolonged insomnia ... -
WWN’s Essential Guide To Leaving The Immersion On
SOME may argue that the Easter Rising is the definitive part of Ireland’s recent history but they’re wrong. Ireland’s love ... -
Unfunny & Joyless Overweight Man Struggling With Society’s ‘Jolly’ Expectations
OVERWEIGHT Galway native Martin Ferris is said to be struggling with society’s expectation of him due to his portly exterior, ... -
Culchies Warned Against Trying To Understand Solar Eclipse
ASTRONOMY Ireland has warned members of the rural community today not to even try and understand tomorrow’s solar eclipse, for ... -
Man’s Quiet Pint In Pub Ruined By Some Cunt With Keyboard
A CARLOW man’s quiet drink in his local pub last night was ruined by the sudden and unwelcome appearance in ... -
God Considering Switch To Islam
GOD ALMIGHTY has admitted, for the first time ever, that he is giving serious consideration to switching faiths to Islam. ...
