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Man Successfully Convinces Date To Order Cheapest Thing On Menu
A CARLOW man’s first date with a potential new girlfriend got off to a good start after he successfully convinced ... -
Bunch Of Pricks Leading Latest Opinion Poll
A DISGRUNTLED Nation has confessed to being largely disappointed by the latest opinion poll carried out by the Irish Times, ... -
GAA Announce The End Of Hurling Following Shefflin Retirement
THE GAA has confirmed that there is just ‘no point’ in continuing in the sport of Hurling following the decision ... -
Irish Water Spend €400m On Counselling For Meter Installers
FIGURES leaked to WWN this morning have revealed that Irish Water spent an estimated €400 million on counselling services for ... -
Kim Kardashian Gets Ovaries Removed Too After Angelina Jolie Selfishly Steals Headlines
AFTER spending nearly 24 hours away from the headlines of tabloid newspapers and websites, Kim Kardashian has taken drastic steps ... -
‘Clarkson Cult’ Commit Mass Suicide In Reasonably Priced Car
AN increasingly erratic and anxious cult dedicated to embattled Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has committed mass suicide outside the ... -
Twink Purchases .porn & .adult Sites Just To Be Sure
FOLLOWING in the footsteps of fellow celebrity superstar Taylor Swift, Ireland’s panto queen Twink has taken to purchasing domain extensions ... -
Teenagers Life 100% More Interesting Now After Dyeing Blue Stripe In Her Hair
THE life of a Dublin teenager just got a whole lot more interesting now after the inclusion of a stripe ... -
Sinn Féin Hiring Extra Staff To Keep Up With Gerry Adams Denials
SINN FÉIN have reportedly hired an additional 63 staff in recent weeks in an attempt to keep on top of ... -
Uncle Ben Shot Dead By US Police
LOS ANGELES police have fatally shot businessman Uncle Ben this morning after a routine traffic stop went wrong, prompting dozens ... -
Media Welcomes Latest Tragedy
AFTER a rather slow news week across the board, the world’s media gathered as one this afternoon to welcome the ... -
Mike Hunt Finally Ready To Forgive Parents
A SLIGO man named Mike Hunt has today issued a statement in which he admits that he’s ready to forgive ...
