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14 Dead From Poisoning After Elderly Woman Enters Bus Doused In Perfume
GARDAÍ and ambulance services are still on the scene of a tragic incident which has claimed the lives of 14 ... -
Dozens Attend Pro Life Protest Outside Teenager’s Bedroom Who Insists On Aborting Sperm
A SMALL but vocal protest from a Pro Life group Shut Up, Keep It (SUKI) is taking place outside the ... -
Obamas Quietly Celebrate 2,500th Civilian Kill Since Taking Office
THE OBAMA family were said to be ‘in good form’ in the White House yesterday evening after news of the ... -
Tunisian Gunmen Attack Irish Couple’s Summer Holiday Plans
IRISH couple, Lydia Evans and Tom Cullen are said to be devastated after a shocking and reprehensible attack on the ... -
‘Missionary Position’ To Be Phased Out By 2016, Confirms Government
IN the latest attempt by the Government to project an image of Ireland abroad as a great place to live ... -
Lunatic Wins Election
AN ABSOLUTE fucking lunatic has won an election today in Israel, keeping him in the role as Prime Minister of ... -
Taoiseach Locks Himself In Room And Won’t Come Out Until Nation Stops Laughing At Him
A SPOKESPERSON for the Taoiseach’s office confirmed that Mr. Kenny has locked himself in his hotel room, and won’t come ... -
Denis O’Brien Renews Illuminati Membership
IRISH businessman Denis O’Brien has renewed his longstanding membership with shadowy organisation and real rulers of the world, the Illuminati, ... -
Brendan O’Connor To Receive Star On RTÉ Walk Of Fame
FRESH from his shock announcement that The Saturday Night Show would end in May, Brendan O’Connor is set to receive ... -
Video Expert Offers Intensive 6-Week Course In Turning Your Fucking Phone Sideways
A PROMINENT Irish videography expert has agreed to hold a once-off, 6-week course aimed at teaching people with mobile phones ... -
Dolled Up Mother Uses Child For Selfie Excuse Again
A GALWAY woman has reportedly used her own child as a selfie excuse for the second time today, it has been revealed. After ... -
Nation Currently Caught Between Embracing Drunken Stereotype Or Only Having A Few
AN anxious Nation is believed to be caught between embracing a redundant and offensive stereotype or taking it quite easy ...
