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Aer Lingus 757 Appears Before Oireachtas Committee
FINALLY accepting calls to appear in front of the Oireachtas Committee, an Aer Lingus Boeing 757 attended a hearing this ... -
“What’s Spanish For ‘My Pissbag Is Full’?”: How You Can Prepare For Surgery Abroad
A NEW state of the art hospital in Spain has opened which will cater to Irish patients awaiting surgery at ... -
Green Party Totally Full Of Carbon-Neutral Shit
EAMON Ryan has justified business class flights made by himself and members of his party by claiming that any impact ... -
Man Who Spent Last 8 Months Complaining About Cold Weather Now Complaining About Hot Weather
IN a surprising turn of events, a Waterford local who constantly pissed and moaned about cold and wet weather since ... -
Criminal Begins Planning Suspended Sentence Party After Getting Judge Nolan
“AND I want them mad big helium balloons, champers and look through my phone there for my dealer, he’s listed ... -
Government Celebrate Winning Confidence Vote By Ramming Through Planning Laws Only Developers Want
HAVING breezed through Sinn Féin’s 142nd attempt at passing a vote of no confidence in the coalition, the Micheál Martin ... -
Bigotry Olympics Closing Ceremony Passes With No Issues
THE ANNUAL games taking place across Northern Ireland in early July has staged its closing ceremony to much fanfare and ... -
Local Woman Had That Ailment You Have, Only Worse
NEIGHBOURS, relatives and friends of Waterford woman Margaret Whelan have learned better than to try and out-sick her over the ... -
Government Call For Vote Of No Diggity, No Doubt
THE government have countered Sinn Féin’s vote of no confidence with a propsed Dáil vote that shows there are still ... -
Signs Your Child Is A Genius
MOST parents are proud of their children but modesty prevents them from celebrating their many achievements such as eating a ... -
Space Big As Fuck, Confirm Scientists
THE first images returned by the James Webb telescope have confirmed what many have believed for years; space is big, ... -
Orange Order Parade Not Playing On Your TV? Here’s Where You Can Stream It
BBC Northern Ireland have decided not to air the annual 12th of July Orange Order marches from around the province ...
