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Cummings Shocks World With Notion Brexit Wasn’t Best Idea Ever
“WELL, this is certainly news to us!” uttered a shocked global community today, after former Downing Street aide Dominic Cummings ... -
Denis O’Brien Announces Space Bid
NOT to be outdone by the likes of Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos, super-rich Irish businessman Denis O’Brien is to ... -
Apartheid & Killings Not Worth It If We Can’t Have Ben & Jerrys, Declares Israeli ...
RECENTLY installed leader of the Israeli coalition government PM Naftali Bennett has been left questioning whether all this apartheid, human ... -
Local Man Warming To This Climate Change Craic
DESPITE biblical wildfires, floods, landslides, and general chaos worldwide, local man Gerry Taylor welcomed this climate change craic while bathing ... -
NPHET Raise Concern As Daily Sunburnt T’Fuck Numbers Reach 22,000
AN AIR of dread filled the room housing NPHET’s daily heatwave briefing as the NPHET team cast aside thoughts of ... -
Eid Really Crept Up On Racist This Year
“THIS damn thing just gets earlier every year” sighed Waterford bigot Terrence Inglesby this morning, after going on Twitter this ... -
Reminder: Here’s How To Stand Out As Irish When Holidaying Abroad
IT’S SUMMER and so Irish people are fleeing this godforsaken island in their thousands. Whether it be a family holiday, ... -
Our Precious Horse Breeders Couldn’t Be At Fault, Insists Irish Racing Industry
IRELAND’S Horse Racing chiefs are expected to hold emergency meetings on how to clean up decades of animal abuse while ... -
How To Stay Cool In Hot Weather
EXPERIENCING unbearably hot and humid weather? We consulted experts and readers to produce the essential guide on how to keep ... -
How To Get Your €3.50 Worth At Fancy New Public Toilets
F. SCOTT Fitzgerald’s classic novel The Great Gatsby tells the story of an enigmatic millionaire and the social circles he ... -
Fianna Fáil To Change Name, Rip Up Policies, Replace All Members In Bid To Gain ...
ENLISTING the help of rebranding supremos at Pivot Marketing, the ailing Fianna Fáil party, plagued by infighting, media leaks and ... -
Depraved & Dangerous Immigrant Deported From Australia
A DANGEROUS immigrant who broke the terms of her working visa (they’re all at it) has been deported from Australia, ...
