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Sexual Tension Between Tokyo Olympics Mascots Off The Charts
TOKYO OLYMPIC officials have been urged to speak to official Olympic and Paralympic mascots and tell them to ‘dial it ... -
RTÉ Sport Presenters In Line For Bonus If They Don’t Mention Michelle Smith Once During ...
FEARING a Beetlejuice scenario in which controversial 3-time Olympic gold medal winner Michelle Smith de Bruin could manifest in front ... -
Signs You’re Overdue A Ride
MANY people are long overdue the ride, and it’s important to monitor when you approach peak ‘I’d ride anything with ... -
Turns Out 9-Year-Old You Was Right: Girls Are Gross
A NEW study has shown that young boys may have the right idea when it comes to the opposite sex, ... -
Jay Z Takes Gold In Freestyle Event At Olympics
A VETERAN of the newly introduced 60 second freestyle rapping event, Jay Z has taken home the gold and is ... -
Lad Who Complained About Closed Pubs Now Giving Pubs Bad Reviews Over Covid Certs
A DUBLIN man who has spent the last 15 months ‘fighting for pubs’ has resorted to tarnishing local bars and ... -
“Cork Wins Olympic Gold Medal,” Cork Corrects Nation
QUICKLY responding to well-wishers across Ireland after rowers Paul O’Donovan and Fintan McCarthy were crowned Olympic champions in Tokyo this ... -
Meet The Taxidermist Who Specialises In Labradors With Coin Slots In Their Foreheads
WE’RE all very familiar with charity boxes shaped like dogs, locked in a rictus pant outside a newsagents, acting as ... -
Oh Great, Dad Has Opinions About Simone Biles
ATTEMPTING to flee the kitchen and head for their bedrooms before his words met their ears, the O’Malley family can ... -
Equality Win: Government Give Zappone First ‘Jobs For The Girls’ Position
EQUALITY campaigners are today very reluctantly celebrating the first foray by the three-party coalition government into the realm of little ... -
CAB Seize Haughey Olympic Silver Medal
A MOMENTOUS first Olympic swimming medal for Hong Kong and a proud day for the communities of Hong Kong and ... -
Bronze Winning Rowers Secure Lifetime Supply Of Late Late Show Appearances
IN A stunning comeback Aifric Keogh, Eimear Lambe, Fiona Murtagh and Emily Hegarty battled back to win an Olympic bronze ...
