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Government To Let Multiple People Use Same PCR Test Amid Shortage
RESPONDING to news that as many as 14 counties have no access to PCR tests with no open slots available ... -
Fuck, Local Woman Already Broke & Hasn’t Even Done Xmas Shopping Yet
JUST 48 hours after receiving her last payslip before Christmas, local woman Hannah O’Neill’s bank account is somehow emptier than ... -
Here’s The ‘Protest In Dublin’ Schedule For The Next Month
GOT a grievance with the government? Planning on taking to the streets of Dublin to protest? Well, you’d better pick ... -
Booster Booking System Found To Be Single Ticket Machine In Leitrim
FOLLOWING complaints up and down the country regarding the booking of booster jabs for the over 50s, the HSE has ... -
Appeal Made For Whereabouts Of Missing Minister For Education
WITH news that student teachers are to be drafted in to fill teaching shortages and will of course not be ... -
Taoiseach To Ramble About Bosco In Attempt To Distract From Issues
LEARNING a thing or two about distracting the media and keeping the focus off important issues from British prime twat ... -
“Don’t Be A Dry Shite, It’s Only A Bit Of Coke”
AS THE opportunity to attend pubs and get togethers return with greater regularity, the National Association of Coke Users have ... -
“I’m Just Following NPHET Advice” Says Man Breaking Up With Girlfriend
“AS YOU can see from the latest modeling I’ve done, it’s concerning stuff. We spend exactly 30% of the week ... -
“I Like Recommending Cancelled TV Shows To People I Hate”
AS part of WWN’s opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
What Restrictions Protests Across EU Looked Like, According To Stereotypes
COVID HAS made it more difficult for our correspondents to report from the ground around the world, and with Europe ... -
“Where Did The Antigen Test Touch You?” Psychologist Asks Holohan
HANDING Ireland’s Chief Medical Officer an oversized model of an antigen test, psychologist Dr. Laura Wardly delicately attempted to get ... -
“I’m Honoured To Be Playing At Croke Park, The Historic Home Of English Soccer”
PUTTING BEHIND the bad taste his abandoned five date residency at Croke Park left in the mouth of everyone in ...
