-
“This Fucking City Man” Says Dublin Bike Thief Who Had Stolen Bike Stolen
“I ONLY fucking stole that bike yesterday!” Staring in disbelief at where the bike, which he had only liberated from ... -
Don’t Worry, You’ll Still Be Able To Get Coke This Weekend Despite Garda Seizure
CONCERNS surrounding the cocaine supply in the Dublin area have been declared ‘unfounded’ by dealers looking to calm the market, ... -
National Emergency Declared After All Women & Jobs Stolen By Immigrants
“WE MUST be honest with the public, we have no idea as to their current locations,” an ashen faced government ... -
Head Of Insurance Company Likes To Recreate ‘The Sopranos’ Intro On Drive To Work
AMID bad PR news stories for the insurance industry including the Competition and Consumer Protection Commission alleging seven insurance providers ... -
We Meet The One Lad Still Defending McGregor
IN LIGHT of Conor McGregor’s latest court appearance/arrest/release/controversy which his representatives have yet again described as a smoke without fire ... -
Human Rights Court Finally Bans Burpees
FIT people and sort-of fit people alike shared tears of joy outside the Court Of Human Rights in Strasbourg today, ... -
Backlog In Court Cases Means Murderer Has To Wait Years For Slap On The Wrist
A BACKLOG in court cases caused by the Covid-19 pandemic has led to some heartache for local killer Ronan Dreeland, ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Steve Bannon
ARRESTED in New York and indicted for fraud in connection with an online fundraising scheme, the former Trump campaign chief ... -
Typical Media Rush To Judgement After 87th Putin Critic Now Poisoned
BLATANT Russiaphobia was on display yet again today in the biased Western media which unfairly began linking Vladimir Putin to ... -
Prison Warden Gives Maxwell Menu Of Possible ‘Suicides’ To Choose From
EXTENDING what was probably the first warm smile of any kind she has received since her high profile arrest, Ghislaine ... -
Nationwide Confusion As Irish Politician Suffers Consequences Of Own Actions
BLINKING and rubbing their eyes in disbelief as the reports reached them, the Nation is still adjusting to the news ... -
Pervert Thrilled To Read Crime Details Of Other Perverts’ Perversions
CHECKING briefly to see if everyone was still asleep, sexual deviant and father-of-three Jack Lylanns scrolled through his favourite online ...
