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[Victim’s Name Here] Shot Dead In [Part Of Dublin Here]
AÂ MAN was shot dead in a gang related attack in [north/south] inner city at around [enter approximate time here], WWN ... -
Man Escapes Murder Conviction After Judge Accepts ‘Acting The Maggot’ Defence
WATERFORD man Sean Lenning accused of murder has escaped conviction after the judge hearing the case accepted that the defendant ... -
Heartwarming! These Scumbags Joined Forces & Realised They Could Commit More Crimes Together
IN RESPONSE to a greater community awareness and increasing cooperation among neighbours to tackle burglaries and theft, a group of ... -
Dundalk Stabbings: What Some Lad In The Comment Section Knows So Far
THE AFTERMATH of the murder of a 24-year-old Japanese national along with the stabbing of two other men has seen ... -
Criminals Promise To Behave Over Christmas After Garda Overtime Cancelled
IN A heartwarming gesture that defines the giving spirit of the Christmas season, Ireland’s criminals have promised to behave after ... -
Mafia Distance Themselves From Comparisons To FIFA
THE MAFIA has been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to football’s governing body FIFA after it emerged two witnesses ... -
Friday Night Ruined After Massive Drugs Haul
THE DRUG TAKING portion of the population of Ireland has entered a period of mourning, following news that a tiny ... -
Nobody Shot In Dublin Today [UPDATED]
FOLLOWING months of gangland violence that has produced an ever-heightening pile of bodies, WWN can report that nobody has been ... -
Court Hears Pistorius Had Sexual Relationship With Gun
GASPS were heard inside the Pretoria courtroom this morning as evidence was presented before the court that insinuated murder accused ... -
Dublin Gang Intern Disappointed Crime Is Nothing Like Love/Hate
Anthony Mulhearn was said to be left disappointed after completing a 3-month internship with a leading Dublin gang. 17 year-old ... -
Garda Commissioner Under Pressure To Be Good At His Job
Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan is said to be on the verge of resigning from his position after a number of ... -
Mount’joy’ Prison Considering Name Change
Dublin prison will seek to find new name following inmates consistent disappointment upon first arriving. Mountjoy Prison, located in Dublin ...
